just for myrtle lmao (and cuz I'm bored)


Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?


Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Thought you'd get a kick outta those ;) And hey...at least mine are for amusement purposes only...I don't actually expect an answer

well why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway??? :)

Here's some more for yah:

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

lol exactly!

If nothing sticks to teflon..how does teflon stick to the pan!

lol hadn't thought of that, but yeah...you're right

so if PRO is the opposite of CON, is PROgress the opposite of CONgress?

Amen to that one!!!

Why doesn't super glue stick to the tube?

Yeah why doesn't superglue stick..Hmmm

How can acid eat through everything....except for the container they keep it in?

Why do I always fall UP the stairs and not DOWN them?

definitely perplexing thoughts

trick questions. we'll start with an easy one:
you have two coins that equal .55
one of them is not a nickel
what two coins do you have?

Bravo

.50 and a nickel

one is not a nickel but the other is