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whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Wed 06/04/08 08:15 PM
My ** is so big; it has tonsils. My is so big; it has bark. My is so big; it can only be measured in theory. My is so big; it has a horizon. My is so big; I can the ocean. My is so big; sometimes it jerks me off. My is so big; that when I fly, it has to take the train. My is so big; FedEx won’t insure it. My is so big; it was impeached by Congress. My is so big; it’s got its own gang sign. My is so big; it could eat a horse. My is so big; Florida had to measure it twice. My is so big; it snubbed the Oscars. My is so big; it has a north pole. My is so big; it has gaskets. My is so big; it killed its ex-wife and got away with it scott free. My is so big; I rent it out for weddings and Bar-Mitzfahs. My is so big; I run three-legged races by myself. My is so big; my urologist is a Sherpa. My is so big; it’s not just famous, it’s IN famous. My is so big; it has a stunt double. My is so big; you must be at least 48 inches to ride. My is so big; that I look like its in front of it. My is so big; one side never sees the sun – it’s the dark side of my . My is so big; it has a vanity plate that reads 1 BG DK. My is so big; it has nostrils My is so big; I can a car wash. My is so big; it has a nucleus. My is so big; it has a drink named after it. It’s called Slow Gin . My is so big; that there’s not enough earth to bury me with it. My is so big; “Oh Yeah” is its theme song. My is so big; it was framed for murder as part of an intricate prescription drug scandal. My is so big; the Pope has blessed it. My is so big; compasses do not function properly around it. My is so big; VH1 is letting it host an episode of “The List”. My is so big; Al Gore invented it. My is so big; premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes. My is so big; I’m listed as an organ donor twice on my driver’s license. My is so big; black holes fall into it. My is so big; it was on a Wheaties box. My is a VIP, Very Important Penis. My is so big; the Romans named their God, Simplyvs Hvges Giganticvs Erectia vs, after it. My is so big; it has a commemorative stamp. My is so big; it has its own entourage. My has a sunrise and sunset. My is so big; sperm banks pay interest. My is so big; it puts out 300kW – Standard! My is so big; I have to sell it wholesale. My is so big; it has stretch marks. My is so big; it’s wanted in nine states, and Canada. My is so big; they cold run the Indy 500 on it, with no turns. My is so big; it’s getting its own State Quarter. My is so big; it sleeps with one eye open. My is so big; it has training wheels. My is so big; someone once used it as a lifeline on, ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire?” My is so big; my erections cause a total eclipse. My is so big; black people say “He’s got a big ass .” My is so big; I use it to spear fish. My is so big; VH1 did a “Behind the Music” about it. My is so big; I lost my legs in Vietnam and can still drive a manual. My is so big; they ride it in rodeos. My is so big; the LAPD used it to beat Rodney King. My is so big; when I get aroused, the Earth develops an elliptical orbit. My is so big; it’s in a boy band with four other big s. My is so big; it’s a government scapegoat. My is so big; it has its own seat in Congress. My is so big; it’s worshipped as a Pagan God. My is so big; I can change channels without the remote. My is so big; I can smuggle 14 kilos of crack, 9 stolen cars, and 5 illegal immigrants across the border in it. My is so big; it has its own zip code. My is so big; it sank the Titanic. My is so big; it’s the opening act for KISS’s farewell tour. My is so big; the great wall of China is just a guide rail for me to tour the country. My is so big; Saddam was found hiding in it. My is so big; it makes the Grand Canyon scream “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!” My is so big; the government is suing it for anti-trust violations. My is so big; if I were a porn star, I could only make movies in Widescreen. My is so big; it has its own fraternity, Delta Theta . My is so big; it has an ego. My is so big; it has its own line of hip hop clothing. My is so big; I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss. My is so big; it won the Nobel Peace Prize. My is so big; Scott Adams writes a cartoon about it. It’s called “bert”. My is so big; it played Daddy Warbucks on Broadway. My is so big; it gives me an allowance. My is so big; it IS the government. My is so big; it is a tax write-off. My is so big; when in Leno’s mouth you can’t see his chin. My is so big; it was a bouncer at Studio 54. My is so big; it’s sectional. My is so big; the man always be tryin’ to keep it down. My is so big; it hangs out on the set of “Friends”. My is so big; I can play mailbox baseball while driving. My is so big; Alan Greenspan uses it to raise interest rates. My is so big; I decorate it at Christmas time. My is so big; if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night. My is so big; the doctor had to use a chainsaw to circumcise me. My is so big; they use Sequoias to test my condoms. My is so big; Calvin Klein named a fragrance after it. It’s called CK My . My is so big; I have to use a complex irrigation system just to take a piss. My is so big; it used to be a Harlem Globetrotter. My is so big; it stormed the beach at Normandy. My is so big; it affects the weather. My is so big; it’s my boss. My is so big; it gets manicures. My is so big; it has an axle. My is so big; it has a brain. My is so big; it has a reinforced foundation. My is so big; many consider it the Eighth Wonder of the World. My is so big; it is the internet. My is so big; it is Santa Claus. My is so big; it has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. My is so big; it can stand up. My is so big; I can a volcano. My is so big; I have to stow it in the overhead bin on planes. My is so big; it has it’s own time zone – Central Time. My is so big; it was recently split into two area codes. My is so big; it was part of the human evolution. My is so big; it could feed Ethiopia for a month. My is so big; it has a moon. My is so big; it has branches. My is so big; movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my . My is so big; it graduated a year before I did. My is so big; a homeless family lives underneath it. My is so big; there was once a movie called Godzilla VS. My . My is so big; we use it at parties as a limbo pole. My is so big; I was once in Ohio and got a blowjob in Tennessee. My is so big; Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it. My is so big; I entered a big- contest and it came in first, second and third. My is so big; the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures. My is so big; I’m already **ing a girl tomorrow.

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Wed 06/04/08 08:17 PM
I didn't read that.

MsCarmen Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 6282	Wed 06/04/08 08:18 PM


grneyedldy1967 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2854	Wed 06/04/08 08:18 PM
This post is too big....

kerbear73 Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 3884	Wed 06/04/08 08:18 PM
LOL

brooke007 Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 5469	Wed 06/04/08 08:19 PM
just skimmed it.. but cute.........

whtsugar2008 Joined Thu 04/24/08 Posts: 91	Wed 06/04/08 08:20 PM
sry that i did that......i didntkno itwas so long......

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Wed 06/04/08 08:23 PM
My ** is so big; it has tonsils. My is so big; it has bark. My is so big; it can only be measured in theory. My is so big; it has a horizon. My is so big; I can the ocean. My is so big; sometimes it jerks me off. My is so big; that when I fly, it has to take the train. My is so big; FedEx won’t insure it. My is so big; it was impeached by Congress. My is so big; it’s got its own gang sign. My is so big; it could eat a horse. My is so big; Florida had to measure it twice. My is so big; it snubbed the Oscars. My is so big; it has a north pole. My is so big; it has gaskets. My is so big; it killed its ex-wife and got away with it scott free. My is so big; I rent it out for weddings and Bar-Mitzfahs. My is so big; I run three-legged races by myself. My is so big; my urologist is a Sherpa. My is so big; it’s not just famous, it’s IN famous. My is so big; it has a stunt double. My is so big; you must be at least 48 inches to ride. My is so big; that I look like its in front of it. My is so big; one side never sees the sun – it’s the dark side of my . My is so big; it has a vanity plate that reads 1 BG DK. My is so big; it has nostrils My is so big; I can a car wash. My is so big; it has a nucleus. My is so big; it has a drink named after it. It’s called Slow Gin . My is so big; that there’s not enough earth to bury me with it. My is so big; “Oh Yeah” is its theme song. My is so big; it was framed for murder as part of an intricate prescription drug scandal. My is so big; the Pope has blessed it. My is so big; compasses do not function properly around it. My is so big; VH1 is letting it host an episode of “The List”. My is so big; Al Gore invented it. My is so big; premature ejaculation takes ninety minutes. My is so big; I’m listed as an organ donor twice on my driver’s license. My is so big; black holes fall into it. My is so big; it was on a Wheaties box. My is a VIP, Very Important Penis. My is so big; the Romans named their God, Simplyvs Hvges Giganticvs Erectia vs, after it. My is so big; it has a commemorative stamp. My is so big; it has its own entourage. My has a sunrise and sunset. My is so big; sperm banks pay interest. My is so big; it puts out 300kW – Standard! My is so big; I have to sell it wholesale. My is so big; it has stretch marks. My is so big; it’s wanted in nine states, and Canada. My is so big; they cold run the Indy 500 on it, with no turns. My is so big; it’s getting its own State Quarter. My is so big; it sleeps with one eye open. My is so big; it has training wheels. My is so big; someone once used it as a lifeline on, ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire?” My is so big; my erections cause a total eclipse. My is so big; black people say “He’s got a big ass .” My is so big; I use it to spear fish. My is so big; VH1 did a “Behind the Music” about it. My is so big; I lost my legs in Vietnam and can still drive a manual. My is so big; they ride it in rodeos. My is so big; the LAPD used it to beat Rodney King. My is so big; when I get aroused, the Earth develops an elliptical orbit. My is so big; it’s in a boy band with four other big s. My is so big; it’s a government scapegoat. My is so big; it has its own seat in Congress. My is so big; it’s worshipped as a Pagan God. My is so big; I can change channels without the remote. My is so big; I can smuggle 14 kilos of crack, 9 stolen cars, and 5 illegal immigrants across the border in it. My is so big; it has its own zip code. My is so big; it sank the Titanic. My is so big; it’s the opening act for KISS’s farewell tour. My is so big; the great wall of China is just a guide rail for me to tour the country. My is so big; Saddam was found hiding in it. My is so big; it makes the Grand Canyon scream “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!” My is so big; the government is suing it for anti-trust violations. My is so big; if I were a porn star, I could only make movies in Widescreen. My is so big; it has its own fraternity, Delta Theta . My is so big; it has an ego. My is so big; it has its own line of hip hop clothing. My is so big; I have to stand in the hall when I take a piss. My is so big; it won the Nobel Peace Prize. My is so big; Scott Adams writes a cartoon about it. It’s called “bert”. My is so big; it played Daddy Warbucks on Broadway. My is so big; it gives me an allowance. My is so big; it IS the government. My is so big; it is a tax write-off. My is so big; when in Leno’s mouth you can’t see his chin. My is so big; it was a bouncer at Studio 54. My is so big; it’s sectional. My is so big; the man always be tryin’ to keep it down. My is so big; it hangs out on the set of “Friends”. My is so big; I can play mailbox baseball while driving. My is so big; Alan Greenspan uses it to raise interest rates. My is so big; I decorate it at Christmas time. My is so big; if I didn’t sleep on my side, planes would crash into it at night. My is so big; the doctor had to use a chainsaw to circumcise me. My is so big; they use Sequoias to test my condoms. My is so big; Calvin Klein named a fragrance after it. It’s called CK My . My is so big; I have to use a complex irrigation system just to take a piss. My is so big; it used to be a Harlem Globetrotter. My is so big; it stormed the beach at Normandy. My is so big; it affects the weather. My is so big; it’s my boss. My is so big; it gets manicures. My is so big; it has an axle. My is so big; it has a brain. My is so big; it has a reinforced foundation. My is so big; many consider it the Eighth Wonder of the World. My is so big; it is the internet. My is so big; it is Santa Claus. My is so big; it has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. My is so big; it can stand up. My is so big; I can a volcano. My is so big; I have to stow it in the overhead bin on planes. My is so big; it has it’s own time zone – Central Time. My is so big; it was recently split into two area codes. My is so big; it was part of the human evolution. My is so big; it could feed Ethiopia for a month. My is so big; it has a moon. My is so big; it has branches. My is so big; movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my . My is so big; it graduated a year before I did. My is so big; a homeless family lives underneath it. My is so big; there was once a movie called Godzilla VS. My . My is so big; we use it at parties as a limbo pole. My is so big; I was once in Ohio and got a blowjob in Tennessee. My is so big; Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it. My is so big; I entered a big- contest and it came in first, second and third. My is so big; the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures. My is so big; I’m already **ing a girl tomorrow.

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