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| Topic: DEMI/ASHTON SUCCESS STORIES PT 1... - part 3 | |
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Can you check our stock Merle? I think I have a great bottle for Kim and I to share ... it's Little Black Dress Chardonnay .. Coming right up <-----hands a glass to kim 
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No it is only 3, shut up and have another one
. I don't take advantage of men eitherWell don't fuss with him at all. Just tell him he needs to remember to let you know when he has to go. But don't fuss at him, that will make him afraid to tell you he has to go. Here have another shot Do you fuss when he has an accident? here have another shot How old is he? here take a shot quick and breath deep Hi everyone. Judy is the bar open I could use about 10 tequila shots. ***hands joe 10 shots** Hi doll how are you tonight (((Merle))) Pretty crappy. Jack and I were to have dinner at my gf's after watching her son's baseball game. My ex and I are struggling with his potty training and he decides to have an accident. So as a consequense we left. He cried the whole way home because he wanted to stay and play with my gf's daughter who is also his age. I am pulling my hair out trying to figure out why he won't let us know he has to use the bathroom. He turns 5 in August. All of his playmates can use the bathroom which is the really frustrating thing. Not all of the time. But every once in a while I do. Today it was "I am sorry but now we have to go." Which totally upset him. Ya I know. Are you trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me Merle? 
That makes what about 13 shots all together. 
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I will drink to that Hey everyone....... sammy you have just been chosen the winner of American Family Publishers 1 million dollars.....what are you going to do with all that money..  ..
Hiya Debb and Thanks  Pack you and hubby's bags...we're all gonna get laid in Hawaii!!
LMAO .. who said anything about gettin laid? 
I just wanna chill on the beach and go to a pig roast
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Hey everyone....... sammy you have just been chosen the winner of American Family Publishers 1 million dollars.....what are you going to do with all that money.. ..
Hiya Debb and Thanks Pack you and hubby's bags...we're all gonna get laid in Hawaii!!
LMAO .. who said anything about gettin laid?
"Layed" as in flowers around da neck
I just wanna chill on the beach and go to a pig roast
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Can you check our stock Merle? I think I have a great bottle for Kim and I to share ... it's Little Black Dress Chardonnay .. Coming right up <-----hands a glass to kim
Merle you are faster than any online bartender I've ever had .. you are G2G with me girlfriend
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Hey everyone....... sammy you have just been chosen the winner of American Family Publishers 1 million dollars.....what are you going to do with all that money.. ..
Hiya Debb and Thanks Pack you and hubby's bags...we're all gonna get laid in Hawaii!!
LMAO .. who said anything about gettin laid?
"Layed" as in flowers around da neck
I just wanna chill on the beach and go to a pig roast
OH ....  laffing at me being stupid now .. can you tell I've never been?
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Merle just give me the rest of that bottle of chard .. Kim won't need more than a glass .. right Kim?
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All I was doing was adding up what I originally ordered 10 plus what you have given me 4.
So that is all. Besides Merle it was tongue and cheek with my comment.
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Sat 06/07/08 05:27 PM
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I know honey
Oh joe I love you and I know what you ordered, here is another one doll All I was doing was adding up what I originally ordered 10 plus what you have given me 4. So that is all. Besides Merle it was tongue and cheek with my comment.
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Oh joe I love you and I know what you ordered, here is another one doll All I was doing was adding up what I originally ordered 10 plus what you have given me 4. So that is all. Besides Merle it was tongue and cheek with my comment.
Saweet 15 it is total. Will this lead to weird and off the wall comments? |
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ahhh ha ... she can even keep track of the shots .. woot woot
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Merle just give me the rest of that bottle of chard .. Kim won't need more than a glass .. right Kim?
<-----Hands the bottle to judy, whatever you say boss |
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So Sammy you never told us .. can we stop by Europe too
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Hmmmmmmm, very interesting
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Nope just keep drinking and having fun
Oh joe I love you and I know what you ordered, here is another one doll All I was doing was adding up what I originally ordered 10 plus what you have given me 4. So that is all. Besides Merle it was tongue and cheek with my comment.
Saweet 15 it is total. Will this lead to weird and off the wall comments? |
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Hmmmmmmm, very interesting
Hey hot stuff, what will you have to drink
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Hmmmmmmm, very interesting
yes we think so ourselves LOL welcome Mike
please let Merle know if you are thirsty |
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ahhh ha ... she can even keep track of the shots .. woot woot That is what you are paying me to do
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Nope just keep drinking and having fun Oh joe I love you and I know what you ordered, here is another one doll All I was doing was adding up what I originally ordered 10 plus what you have given me 4. So that is all. Besides Merle it was tongue and cheek with my comment.
Saweet 15 it is total. Will this lead to weird and off the wall comments? I was told never argue with the lady that is serving. *Keeps drinking what is given to me*
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ahhh ha ... she can even keep track of the shots .. woot woot That is what you are paying me to do
I'm PAYING you
Honey you can have a bonus if you like
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