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      Oh how much i love gas. It gets me to work so i can make money so i can buy more gas. Oh how i love gas. Just to save it,  i'm a fat guy driving the smallest car humanly possible oh and i on longer mow my grass. Oh how much i love gas. I've dug and tore my little car apart just to find every penny i have to by it.  Oh how i love gas, pumping it is fun for the whole family. Oh how i love gas.  I've met so many friends pumping it.  Oh how i love gas.  With the price it is i might actually get to take a vacation to stay at home. Oh how i love gas, i fill my tank up just to go window shopping.  Oh how i love gas. I never have to choose between food and medicine its always gas.  Oh how i love gas.  I've sold my big screen just to buy more gas.  I mean who needs a t.v. When they got them now at the pumps.  Oh how much i love gas.  If i buy enough i might even get a free car wash (The little t.v. Told me so).  Oh how i love gas. My son does too, when he grows up if wants to work at a gas station just so he can stop for me every two and a half days (that's love).  Oh how i love gas. I've made special arrangements to use the goodstuff (premium) spare no expense just to take care Of me when i die. I love gas so much i'm even starting a support group for those who can't buy it. Oh how i love gas i'm even starting a collection for a good cause....my gas. I love gas!
     
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      COuldn't we just stuff some good ole fashioned beans into our gas tanks. those give plenty of gas right?
     
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      Oh how I love gas...
 
  The price can just kiss my ______   
  Good poem
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      Clearly my mom saved some gas instead of taking me to school cause i can't spell check.
     
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     Oh how I love gas... The price can just kiss my ______   
  Good poem
LOL     
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     Clearly my mom saved some gas instead of taking me to school cause i can't spell check. LOL     
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      if I told you it cast 48 cent a gal to make it what would you say then it dose lol 
     
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      cost
     
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too kewl  | 
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      " I love gas so much i'm even starting a support group for those who can't buy it."
 
  LMAO  
Ah, yes, a support group for everything.      
   
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      if I told you it cast 48 cent a gal to make it what would you say then it dose lol    I.d say that i have found a new deepth to my love for gas.  Furthermore as of this morning i've decided to spend my sons future college fund on gas since he's decided to work at a gas station.  So now i have two collections out. One for me and the other for my sons college fund A.K.A. My gas money.
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           too kewl  | 
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      " I love gas so much i'm even starting a support group for those who can't buy it."   LMAO   oh i'm so glad you'll be joining. We'll be meeting at my house so i can save gas. Our first topic of discussion will  be: a special letter to all oil companies to thank them for tiger discounted prices and calmguy gas shown interest in starting up off. Thanks angel.
        Ah, yes, a support group for everything.             | 
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      " I love gas so much i'm even starting a support group for those who can't buy it."   LMAO   oh i'm so glad you'll be joining. We'll be meeting at my house so i can save gas. Our first topic of discussion will  be: a special letter to all oil companies to thank them for their discounted prices and calmguy gas shown interest in starting uS off. Thanks angel.     Ah, yes, a support group for everything.             | 
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      " I love gas so much i'm even starting a support group for those who can't buy it."   LMAO   oh i'm so glad you'll be joining. We'll be meeting at my house so i can save gas. Our first topic of discussion will  be: a special letter to all oil companies to thank them for their discounted prices and calmguy gas shown interest in starting uS off. Thanks angel.     Ah, yes, a support group for everything.            I wouldn't miss it for the world bb    
I'll be there....     Sooo funny.... 
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 Good poem