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| Topic: Women, please no more Glamour Shots | |
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what was that guy smoking??!! ladies should always put themselves into a glamour shot. Women are special, sugar and spice and definately everything nice. Us men want legs strapped to alluring pumps and cleavage to knock our socks off. Give us some gooey, shimmering lipstick and watch us drool in your direction. Touch us teasingly on the shoulder with those long adorable shocking red painted nails, and if you dont have real nails, buy the artificial ones. Gives us a great head of hair and dazzle us with your smile. Any guy says he doesnt want a glamour shot is boring, lame and will make you feel unfulfilled. Men definately respond to what they see. Make us swoon ladies, make us want to come at you for a closer look. Dont be a plain jane or you'll end up with a drab brad!!!!!!! I want to be admired for who I really am, not out to impress a man like that, don't want to attract a man like that, and being that you are so easily swayed by that type of eclat, you will easily become bored and look for the next set of dazzeling lips or whatever. And, I was never considered a plain jane, never ended up with a drab brad.  To each his own, n'est pas?
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Welcome... my post was to addresss the guy (funcutenice) who says he likes made up women, but there is made up and then there is a GS!!!!
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Edited by
SKPCG
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Tue 06/03/08 07:38 AM
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Hmmm you know what a Glamour Shot is? I did one in high school. They slathered me with pancake make-up, sprayed a whole can of Aqua Net hairspray in my hair, and wrapped a piece of material around my shoulders..... Then they airbrushed the photo until I barely recognized myself. I remember when I got home, I stuck my head in the sink and washed with Sun Light dish soap because my sister took the shower first! We actually pushed and shoved each other up the driveway to see who would get it first. She locked the door of the bathroom too or I might've tried to fight her for it in there. It was nasty. So nasty I used dish soap to wash myself. Gosh, I had one done, got a package for a birthday present, but, IT WASN'T THAT HORRIFIC or I'd have been OUTTA THERE!!!
And, Lilith, I can't imagine them doing that to you. You are such a pretty lady!! |
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What a load of hot air!!!! Any guy tells you he doesnt like glamour shots is usually the one who responds most vigorously and quickly to a glamour shot, his eyes lit up like two horny saucers, as his tongue drags across the keyboard.
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I change default pics at a whim, while I am not the most photogenic person (hell I take crappy pics) and I feel more comfortable behind the cameras as opposed to in front I avoid taking pics.
But if this deters people from talking to me or viewing my profile, oh well. It's really not that serious to me. Their loss. This is the internet.... now I have to go searching... lol now where'd I put that Glamour Shot from over 20 yrs ago
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Gosh, I had one done, got a package for a birthday present, but, IT WASN'T THAT HORRIFIC or I'd have been OUTTA THERE!!!
And, Lilith, I can't imagine them doing that to you. You are such a pretty lady!! It was me, my mom, and my sister.... we were all sick from the smell of the make-up and hair spray....
But thank you for the compliment. The pic looked like a different person, with flawless skin. Not "me". |
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What a load of hot air!!!! Any guy tells you he doesnt like glamour shots is usually the one who responds most vigorously and quickly to a glamour shot, his eyes lit up like two horny saucers, as his tongue drags across the keyboard. Yes, there is definitely a load of hot air. |
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Gosh, I had one done, got a package for a birthday present, but, IT WASN'T THAT HORRIFIC or I'd have been OUTTA THERE!!!
And, Lilith, I can't imagine them doing that to you. You are such a pretty lady!! It was me, my mom, and my sister.... we were all sick from the smell of the make-up and hair spray....
But thank you for the compliment. The pic looked like a different person, with flawless skin. Not "me". hiya Lilith, I can relate, but as I did it over 20 yrs ago, I can lie about it now ...
I'm going to search for that pic now...
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As I imagine typical GS session...
OK ma'am, now tilt your head to the right. A little more... no a little more. OK, good. Now drop your right shoulder down. Further... further.. HOLD it! Now, I want you to.. wait, ma'am, don't straighten your head, tilt it back where it was. OK. Now, I want you to reach up with your right hand and grab that big collar we gave you to wear. That's it, just hold on to that collar.. open your hand a little so we can see your fingers. Good. Hold on while we spray your hair one more time. Close your eyes. NO don't tilt your head back up!!! And keep that shoulder down! .... What's that? Yes, I know it's uncomfortable but you will look beautiful I promise. OK, HOLD IT.... SNAP! SNAP! Perfect, all done. Whats that? You can't straighten your neck? NEXT!!!!!! |
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What cracks me up is when I see pics on here where it's so OBVIOUS it's old, like high school shots, or 80's + 90's hair!! Sorry, but we know you've changed somewhat since then and we are not fooled!!
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Glamor shots sent me home...said they could do nothing for me.
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As I imagine typical GS session... OK ma'am, now tilt your head to the right. A little more... no a little more. OK, good. Now drop your right shoulder down. Further... further.. HOLD it! Now, I want you to.. wait, ma'am, don't straighten your head, tilt it back where it was. OK. Now, I want you to reach up with your right hand and grab that big collar we gave you to wear. That's it, just hold on to that collar.. open your hand a little so we can see your fingers. Good. Hold on while we spray your hair one more time. Close your eyes. NO don't tilt your head back up!!! And keep that shoulder down! .... What's that? Yes, I know it's uncomfortable but you will look beautiful I promise. OK, HOLD IT.... SNAP! SNAP! Perfect, all done. Whats that? You can't straighten your neck? NEXT!!!!!! PRETTY MUCH!!!!!!! I want you so badly now!! Haroooomph...
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WHAT????...I paid good money for my Glam Shots...
Wait....I thought we were talking about "money shots"... never mind... |
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Glamor shots sent me home...said they could do nothing for me.
because you dont need any work sunshine you are perfect 
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What cracks me up is when I see pics on here where it's so OBVIOUS it's old, like high school shots, or 80's + 90's hair!! Sorry, but we know you've changed somewhat since then and we are not fooled!!
I like the ones with the mullets and the big moustaches myself. I ask for a recent pic, and they say, ohhhh this is recent. Yeppers.... uh huh.... it is even YELLOWED on the screen from the scanner! You know the ones? |
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WHAT????...I paid good money for my Glam Shots... Wait....I thought we were talking about "money shots"... never mind... YOU MADE ME LOOK!!!! That cover pic is PURE CRACK UP MATERIAL!! Many thanks!!
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Glamor shots sent me home...said they could do nothing for me.
because you dont need any work sunshine you are perfect
I agree! She is beautiful. I'll take that natural beauty over makeup any day! |
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Glamor shots sent me home...said they could do nothing for me.
because you dont need any work sunshine you are perfect
 (((Fran))) I adore you hon! Glad you're not a guy.
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What cracks me up is when I see pics on here where it's so OBVIOUS it's old, like high school shots, or 80's + 90's hair!! Sorry, but we know you've changed somewhat since then and we are not fooled!!
I like this format in the fact that people change thier pic's all the time. It's original. So in a sense you get to see a history of the person and a deeper connection. I'm not photogenic at all,,,,,,it's a curse,,,,,, don't have a scanner so i cannot post old pic's 
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Glamor shots sent me home...said they could do nothing for me.
because you dont need any work sunshine you are perfect
I agree! She is beautiful. I'll take that natural beauty over makeup any day!
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