We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.




Now here are the rules from the male side.




These are our rules! numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.



1. Learn to work the toilet seat.


You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.


We need it up, you need it down.


You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.



1. Crying is blackmail.



1. Ask for what you want.


Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.



1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.


In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.



1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.


Don't ask us.



1.

You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.


Not both!
If you already know best how to do it, please do it yourself.



1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.



1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.


Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.



1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.



1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.



1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

1. You have enough clothes.



1. You have too many shoes.



1. I am in shape.

Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.


Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping out.