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I had an employee fail his drug test for Opium.He swore he did not use it but the people he was with did.I told him it didn't work that way.He then asked if he could continue working.
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"I do."
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I'll change , just give me another chance, told to me by my "ex".
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She's just a friend and/or I'm not involved with anyone
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"I love giving head"
It took me seven years to get rid of her |
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Weapons of Mass Destruction!!!!!
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I'm not married.
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