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Topic: TOP 10 THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
SimplyElla Joined Wed 02/13/08 Posts: 7124	Wed 05/28/08 11:08 AM
10. Cats’ facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds. 7. Fat clothes and skinny clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One thing only women understand: 1. OTHER WOMEN

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Wed 05/28/08 11:09 AM
Ella!

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Wed 05/28/08 11:10 AM


YourLove1 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5275	Wed 05/28/08 11:10 AM
1.money 2.sex 3.money 4.sex 5.money 6.sex 7.money 8.sex 9.money 10.sex

joshyfox Joined Fri 08/18/06 Posts: 4272	Wed 05/28/08 11:13 AM
Hey... I understand some of those things (The Hair trimming to grow faster for one.) Your statement is inaccurate!

Gams Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 605	Wed 05/28/08 11:14 AM
1.money 2.sex 3.money 4.sex 5.money 6.sex 7.money 8.sex 9.money 10.sex

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Wed 05/28/08 11:15 AM
10. Cats’ facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds. 7. Fat clothes and skinny clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One thing only women understand: 1. OTHER WOMEN uhhhh not # 6 .... I LOVE to drive fast ...and then even faster

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Wed 05/28/08 11:15 AM
I said money, money, ya, ya, Sing it with me I said Money, Money, Yea, Yea,

YourLove1 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5275	Wed 05/28/08 11:17 AM
I said money, money, ya, ya, Sing it with me I said Money, Money, Yea, Yea,

bluebelly Joined Wed 03/14/07 Posts: 16	Wed 05/28/08 11:17 AM
the need to pee as a group....

Single_Rob Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 8233	Wed 05/28/08 11:17 AM
sounds like 10 things that men could care less if they understood

Gams Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 605	Wed 05/28/08 11:18 AM
I'm with ya on everything but 6, 3 and #1...? I have trouble understanding ME much less other woman...LOL

YourLove1 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5275	Wed 05/28/08 11:18 AM
the need to pee as a group....

YourLove1 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5275	Wed 05/28/08 11:18 AM
I'm with ya on everything but 6, 3 and #1...? I have trouble understanding ME much less other woman...LOL

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Wed 05/28/08 11:41 AM
the need to pee as a group.... we just do that so we can talk about guys in the bathroom or other girls.... or whoever we feel like talking about.

Pete026 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 14799	Wed 05/28/08 11:43 AM
Hey... I understand some of those things (The Hair trimming to grow faster for one.) Your statement is inaccurate! I'm with you on that one, mate!

YourLove1 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5275	Wed 05/28/08 11:43 AM
the need to pee as a group.... we just do that so we can talk about guys in the bathroom or other girls.... or whoever we feel like talking about. its your story , stick to it

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Wed 05/28/08 11:49 AM
I don't understand. Will there be a quiz?

ADiamond Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 2375	Wed 05/28/08 12:18 PM


RoamingOrator Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 4943	Wed 05/28/08 01:17 PM
the need to pee as a group.... we just do that so we can talk about guys in the bathroom or other girls.... or whoever we feel like talking about. its your story , stick to it Don't think we men don't know about the secret meetings and conferences held in women's bathrooms. I'm sure you women are all set up with satelite hookups, computers, and video moniters of what your man is doing at the table. As Richard Jeni once said: If a woman walks into a men's bathroom, she receives a hero's welcome. She is shown around, introduced to everyone. If a man accidently even sticks his head into a woman's bathroom, odds are, you will never see him again.