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MY DRINKERS AT........
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the bar
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that way |
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drunk
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out drinking
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN WHOS GOT A JOKE?
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look down your shirt and spell attic
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cherry..
do me a favor.. on your keyboard there is this button.. it says Caps Lock press it... ONCE!!! then continue.. |
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ive got one
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look down your shirt and spell attic |
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ive got one |
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They're all joining my posse! hehehe
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sooooo....
no? |
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woman is looking for a guy...she decides to go out to a skybar..you know one thats like 40 stories up in the air..top of a building and what not...she gets there and there isnt many guys to choose from....she spots one over at the bar talking to the bartender...she walks over and trys to talk to him..the !st thing out of his mouth is "go away"...she's offended..and goes to looks for another guy...it comes to the end of the night..she's having no luck...so she decides to go talk to the guy at the bar again..she walks up and asks him what he's drinking..he replys "magic beer" she looks at him funny..so he chugs the rest of his beer and says "watch" and goes and runs and jumps out the window,flys around the building 3 times and comes back and says "see?" she says "ill have what he had" bartender giver her a beer, she chugs it and goes and runs and jumps out the window...and falls flat 40 stories....the bartender looks at the guy...and says "superman you a a$$ when your drinking"
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LOL good one
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thats a great one
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN WHOS GOT A JOKE? A burgler broke into a house. As he is stealing the tv, he hears a voice say, "Jesus is watching"! he turns around and sees a parret there and says who the hell are you. The parrot says I am "moses", the bugler says, who in their right mind would name their parret moses! The parrot says, the same people that named their doberman jesus!!! |
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