1. Don’t imagine you can change a man, unless he’s in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same, they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don’t make fools of men, most of them are the do it yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.


Is this right or wrong BOYS?!

You are a brave one simplyella!!!!

BS...

I agree on the fact that I know most guys that are like that but I myself don't fit into the generalization.

I don't know any of these men.

But the jokes cute.

i thought you were cute, ella.



but not anymore

I am a man and I approve this message. What was it I running from, er, I mean for, again.

Love it!!!! Can I use it??? Please???

Hey, I can still make some women miserable and I am a batchelor.