Collards is green
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.


Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.


You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.


Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.


You have som'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.


On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.


Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.


Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.


Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.


Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more 'n a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.


Yore complexion's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.


Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.


Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.


Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.


But for this man, honey,
these jes' won't do.
Cause yo're too special,
you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds . . .

IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh that was just tooo cute

Angus,,, that was really cute

That was funny and very cute. Happy Valentine's Angus

Oh! This is just the cutest and well written work. I LOVED IT! Thanks
for the words and the laugh.

Smiles,

Happy Valentines to everyone!

Fire aka/Karen

That is so cute

Very cute, what Redneck woman wouldn't want a trollin motor for
Valentine's Day.

Happy 's Day, Angus

LOVED IT!!!
that was WAY CUTE!! lol