Topic: Poor Ol' Guy | |
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" " No," he replied, "arthritis." |
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cute
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what do you get when you offer a blond a penny for her thoughts...........change!
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a blond suffering from a sore throat went to see her doctor. he asked her to sit down and, "open wide". "i cant," she replied. "this chair has arms on it"!
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