People become mean and nasty.

Christmas is a retail holiday, it's lost its meaning quite a few years ago.

AND, WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT CHRISTMAS, IN APRIL???????

When you have to wear a hard hat to Wal Mart because of all the falling prices.

When all the mexicans start saying "flees on ya dawg" (Thats spanish for Merry Christmas incase yall ain't as well versed as maself)

When crack heads actually shoplift for the purpose of giving (always warms my heart)

When parents are so fed up with their kids wanting everything they see on TV they break down and smack the little bundles of joy while in public (that warms my heart too)

When I spend 3000 dollars for my employees Christmas party and only 800 was for food

Your credit card is maxed out.

I thought this was may...gee I,m not as old as I thought

only 217 days of shopping till christmas.

Time to get the shopping done early.


Only in Ohio

i sure agree with you there!
the Christmas decorations in the stores are up earlier every year. people get crabby and pushy.
besides, i live in florida, so sometimes it hardly seems like Christmas when you're wearing shorts putting up the outdoor decorations.