One evening after a few drinks
at the local bar, two buddies named Kirk and Bernie started
discussing their wives. Quickly the conversation moved
on to orgasms.


Bernie asked Kirk, "Did you know that there are four
different types of orgasms?"


Kirk replied, "Really? I had no idea. What are they?"



Bernie replied, "Well, they are the Positive, the
Negative, the Religious, and the Fake.


"What's the difference?" asked Kirk


Bernie replied, "The Positive goes 'Oh yes!
Ooh yes!" The Negative goes, 'Oh no! Oh no!'
The Religious goes, 'Oh God! Oh God!' And the Fake
one goes, 'Oh Kirk! Oh Kirk!'

rotflmao.

lol :P

that's funny