EFFECTIVE WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM


A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious
health risks.
As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran across an
ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
"Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he
calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day / 10 pound weight loss
program.

The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady dressed
in nothing but air of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She
introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a
second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and
puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are
through
and she leaves, he thinks to himself,
"I like the way this company does business!"
The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing
happens.

On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
lost 10 lb. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5- day / 20 pound program. The
next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but
Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you
catch me, you can have me." He's out the door or after her like a shot.


This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch
her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next
four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth
day, he weighs himself and found he has lost another 20 lbs, as
promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day
50 pound program.

Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our
most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this
good in years"

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he
finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you're mine."

OMG thats too funny!!!

I like that one! LMAO

ow.lol

Marilyn, you're a trip!

I swear everything you post is so funny!

LOL good one girl

Thanks for likeing

Greed will always do you in! Serves him right! Ha,ha,ha..
Probably lost the 50 lbs. that same day!

thats a motivator. i think i'll just keep drinking my slimfast shakes.