Miracle of Toilet Paper----- Fresh from my shower, I stand in front
of the
mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of
characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically
comes up with a
suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a
piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to
try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of
the mirror,
rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
stopped. "Do you
really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every
day
will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat
he says,
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive and with a great
deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man

LMAO..

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

OMG, TOO FUNNY

that was to funny

that was to funny

omfg.......lol.....hes lucky he is still alive..lol....i might of had to
hurt my man if he ever said that...lol(wipes away tears)

LMAO! ROFLMAO!!!!

Love that one!!! LOL...

jeff would defintiely be in a body cast for a while. LOL

Lmao...........Hilarious!!

That's a good one....Gotta tell my friends-LMAO