www.dumpstatelaws.com

please locate your state and post the dumb laws you have thier.. if the state is already been done.. say the name of your state

One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

is illegal to sell one�s eye.

A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.


Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.


The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.


It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.


Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

BeaumontCollegiate football is banned at Lamar University.

It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.

It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.


in Dallas It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

El Paso Urinating on the streets is illegal.


Appearing in public places wearing a “lewd dress” is prohibited.

interesting

interesting

Oh snap! I am in big trouble!

nah hiker ur fine.. these are texas laws lol

So I guess a homosexual with a missing eye and a weak bladder that uses a feather duster for a dildo and lives in government subsidized housing has the worse luck afterall

Well obviousely Mi does'nt want me to know-
cause I can't even go to the site here...

Whew! How many dildos can I have in PA?

well teddy i did just realize i misspelled dumb lol

www.dumblaws.com

in PA


It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

You may not sing in the bathtub.

Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.

A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass.


Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.

No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”.

All liquor stores must be run by the state.

Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.


You may not catch a fish with your hands.

You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.


Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.

City Laws in Pennsylvania

Allentown

There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.

Bensalem

Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.

Operators of bingo games may not advertise the prizes offered.

why buy so many dilrods when u can have th real thing,,,,,,,,,lol i will just shut up befor i get into trouble,,,,,,,,,,,,,,nahhhhhhhhh i need to say more,,,gimmie a minute

nightrider,,,,,,,good point,,,,,,thats funny as heck

(((Fallen)))

Michigan:

Persons may not be drunk on trains.

It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.

Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

The last Sunday in June of every year was named �log cabin day�.

Cars may not be sold on Sunday.

A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.

There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.

You may not swear in front of women and children.

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.

Washington

It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.

No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.

It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.

X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.

All lollipops are banned.

A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.

It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.

It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.

You are not allowed to breastfeed in public.

One may not spit on a bus.

When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.

Connecticut:

Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.

You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.

It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.

It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.

You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

You may not educate dogs.

It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.

Silly string is banned.

It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

i like this one... wth??