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Topic: common metaphorical phrases
isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Sat 05/03/08 04:32 AM
Just list a common metaphorical phrase.. I'll start "pee like a russian race horse" "Useless as hensh!t on a pump handle" "Colder than a witches tit in brass bra" "happier than a puppy with 2 peters" Any others out there?

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sat 05/03/08 04:34 AM
Crazy as a fox.

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Sat 05/03/08 04:39 AM
"smell like a french whore" "dumb as a box of rocks"

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Sat 05/03/08 04:41 AM
happy as a lark queer as a three dollar bill sweet as a peach not running on all eight cylinders quiet as a mouse randy as a rooster in a hen house

trying_to_fly Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 6258	Sat 05/03/08 04:42 AM
happy as a lark queer as a three dollar bill sweet as a peach not running on all eight cylinders quiet as a mouse randy as a rooster in a hen house very nice ones!! Haven't even heard of a couple of those!!!

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Sat 05/03/08 04:45 AM Edited by Peccy on Sat 05/03/08 04:46 AM
not the sharpest toll in the shed brightest crayon in the box 2 cans shy of a 12 pack useless a tits on a boar hog useless as a clock in an empty house

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Sat 05/03/08 04:46 AM
"worthless as titties on a washing machine"

Snoman1951 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 5731	Sat 05/03/08 04:47 AM
flat as pi$$ on a board tighter than a bulls a$$ in winter

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Sat 05/03/08 04:48 AM
"worthless as titties on a washing machine" actually those would be fun to watch!

No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Sat 05/03/08 04:48 AM
happy as a lark queer as a three dollar bill sweet as a peach not running on all eight cylinders quiet as a mouse randy as a rooster in a hen house very nice ones!! Haven't even heard of a couple of those!!! Really? I grew up on those. You'll have to guess which ones were used on me though....

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Sat 05/03/08 04:48 AM
"worthless as titties on a washing machine" actually those would be fun to watch! You're bored aintcha?

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Sat 05/03/08 04:48 AM
colder than a well diggers ass

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Sat 05/03/08 04:49 AM
"worthless as titties on a washing machine" actually those would be fun to watch! You're bored aintcha? no imagine if it got off balance..boom...boom...boom

lilangel2 Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 9096	Sat 05/03/08 04:50 AM
"worthless as titties on a washing machine" actually those would be fun to watch! You're bored aintcha? no imagine if it got off balance..boom...boom...boom I REFUSE to imagine that and you can't MAKE me!

kriesybear Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 508	Sat 05/03/08 04:51 AM
its like putting perfume on a pig

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Sat 05/03/08 04:51 AM Edited by Peccy on Sat 05/03/08 04:52 AM
happy as a lark queer as a three dollar bill sweet as a peach not running on all eight cylinders quiet as a mouse randy as a rooster in a hen house very nice ones!! Haven't even heard of a couple of those!!! Really? I grew up on those. You'll have to guess which ones were used on me though.... queer as a 3 dollar bill? Not running on all 8 cylinders?

Smokee Joined Thu 03/06/08 Posts: 584	Sat 05/03/08 04:51 AM
Slick'r n $h1t on a shingle..

kriesybear Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 508	Sat 05/03/08 04:52 AM
as dumb as a one legged man in a ass kicking contest

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Sat 05/03/08 04:53 AM
horny as a toad

Peccy Joined Thu 06/28/07 Posts: 17181	Sat 05/03/08 04:53 AM
as dumb as a one legged man in a ass kicking contest thought it was busier than a one legged man in a ass kicking contest