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Topic: Your tax rebate
snowangel2 Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 3798	Fri 05/02/08 06:52 AM
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ...and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA . Thank you for your help & please support the US

Cinderella75 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 10049	Fri 05/02/08 06:54 AM
I did not get mine yet..although I should of been on the first batch..lol...mmmhh..did anyone else get it yet?

sweetpea1970 Joined Sat 11/03/07 Posts: 171	Fri 05/02/08 07:03 AM
when are them checks coming i cant find the list that was on here for it?

snowangel2 Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 3798	Fri 05/02/08 07:05 AM
Go to www.irs.gov it tells you everything you need to know.there going by the last 2 digits of your ss#.

robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447	Fri 05/02/08 07:06 AM Edited by robert1652 on Fri 05/02/08 07:07 AM
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ...and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA . Thank you for your help & please support the US another option give it back to IRS next round then it will go to Iraq put it under the mattress it will lose its value

willywonka0675 Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 198	Fri 05/02/08 07:08 AM
when are them checks coming i cant find the list that was on here for it? http://www.irs.gov/irs/article/0,,id=180250,00.html A link direct to the stimulus payment schedule

dodger1953 Joined Wed 03/19/08 Posts: 590	Fri 05/02/08 07:11 AM
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ...and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA . Thank you for your help & please support the US invest in jack daniels!!!

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Fri 05/02/08 07:12 AM
hey now i have a reason to get prostitutes.see i'm just helping the economy

USmale47374 Joined Sun 06/24/07 Posts: 835	Fri 05/02/08 07:17 AM
I'm going to use mine to better insulate my home, thereby sending less of my money to the Middle East.