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| Topic: COME ON, "MEN"! WE'RE NOT DOING OUR JOB! | |
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That's right I forgot the plan.
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I think it's important to state that I don't say these wonderful things so that the ladies will fall in love with me. Love the ideals, not the man. I think if you said it to have them fall in love with you...you wouldn't be here... 
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Marry yourself= not married. Marriage is defined as a union between two people. You does not equal two.
Being committed to yourself is great, but I can't see the self-marriage idea as anything but silly. |
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I've been trying to get me to marry myself for years, but I won't commit. I keep asking me, "Where are we going with this relationship?", but then I always avoid the question and wind up using me for sex. I'm such a bastard.
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I've been trying to get me to marry myself for years, but I won't commit. I keep asking me, "Where are we going with this relationship?", but then I always avoid the question and wind up using me for sex. I'm such a bastard. I have the same problem, I always go out for beers when I should be home with me...but no apparently the bar is a much funner place then home with me, I wish I would stop drinking and know that I want me home so I can be happy alone with me... |
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Edited by
CleanBathroom
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Thu 05/01/08 08:39 AM
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I've been trying to get me to marry myself for years, but I won't commit. I keep asking me, "Where are we going with this relationship?", but then I always avoid the question and wind up using me for sex. I'm such a bastard.
You need to add to your posting totals if you're going to bring this type of material. good stuff bro |
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I think its a good idea, in the sense that its a committment to yourself to stay true to what you want out of life. Its a committment to yourself not to settle. ty |
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I've been trying to get me to marry myself for years, but I won't commit. I keep asking me, "Where are we going with this relationship?", but then I always avoid the question and wind up using me for sex. I'm such a bastard.
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I've been trying to get me to marry myself for years, but I won't commit. I keep asking me, "Where are we going with this relationship?", but then I always avoid the question and wind up using me for sex. I'm such a bastard. I love it LMAO |
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Edited by
Robm248
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Thu 05/01/08 08:44 AM
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My biggest problem with marrying myself would be: It is too confusing! Playing off Dorky and Sporky's idea:
I'd have to not do the housework (easy... I can be lazy), yet knowing it needs done nag myself until I got up off my behind and did something useful. At which point I'd go grab myself a beer instead of yelling for me to get a beer for me please. Then I'd fight with myself over what we were watching on TV, and have to go buy myself flowers so I could enjoy make-up sex with myself. |
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Hello DSNW ...
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Edited by
Winx
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Thu 05/01/08 08:47 AM
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Marry yourself= not married. Marriage is defined as a union between two people. You does not equal two.
Being committed to yourself is great, but I can't see the self-marriage idea as anything but silly. There are two people when a person has multiple personalities. 
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Marry yourself= not married. Marriage is defined as a union between two people. You does not equal two.
Being committed to yourself is great, but I can't see the self-marriage idea as anything but silly. There are two people with multiple personalities.
No, just one very highly confused person. |
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I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh out of it. The men must not see the urgency here. WOMEN DO NOT NEED US! THEY ARE MODERN AND INDEPENDENT! If you're SMART you'll do everything you can to make yourself attractive to women, like I have. And then WORSHIP whichever one decides to be nice enough to share her time with you.
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At work yesterday I ran in to a dear friend, and I noticed she had a new accessory. A wedding ring! I bursted in to excitement as I began to congratulate her, but the joy was short lived. She told me she had performed a ceremony, which an alarming number of other women have been doing as well, in which she married HERSELF! That's right! Married herself! Why? Because she hadn't found a man WHO WAS ACCEPTABLE FOR MARRAIGE! That's right: None of today's so-called "men" were able to supply this MODERN, VIVACIOUS, WONDERFUL woman with the companionship she needs, so as a slap in the face reminder to all of us, she has MARRIED HERSELF! COME ON, "MEN"! We need to STEP UP OUR GAME here! No more taking women for granted! No more disrespecting women! No more wanting women for bedroom activities! No more sexism! It is time we all grow up, and offer our undying devotion to the wonderful woman who has decided we deserve her time and company! well maybe she will piss herself off and get an annullment. Then you can step in and be the shoulder she leans on. And if you don't want her for bedroom activities (and I wouldn't do this for just anyone) call me. |
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I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh out of it. The men must not see the urgency here. WOMEN DO NOT NEED US! THEY ARE MODERN AND INDEPENDENT! If you're SMART you'll do everything you can to make yourself attractive to women, like I have. And then WORSHIP whichever one decides to be nice enough to share her time with you. |
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Hello DSNW ...
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I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh out of it. The men must not see the urgency here. WOMEN DO NOT NEED US! THEY ARE MODERN AND INDEPENDENT! If you're SMART you'll do everything you can to make yourself attractive to women, like I have. And then WORSHIP whichever one decides to be nice enough to share her time with you. OM flippin' G |
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