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A man gets his penis sunburned. A buddy tells him to put it in milk. His blonde girlfriend walks in & says "OOOH so thats how you load it" LOL
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LOL
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Every hear of soaking it in cider???
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thats funny
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Every hear of soaking it in cider??? OUCH! |
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Every hear of soaking it in cider??? OUCH! Think about it ...say it out loud.... |
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Every hear of soaking it in cider??? OUCH! Think about it ...say it out loud.... lol I think she got it |
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Every hear of soaking it in cider??? Nothings Better than a Hot D1ckins Cider |
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Every hear of soaking it in cider??? Nothings Better than a Hot D1ckins Cider lol love bob and tom |
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Chinese couple in bed, Chinese man yells " I WANT 69!!!"
Chinese woman yells back "WHY YOU WANT BEEF AND BROCCOLI NOW?!?!" |
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Two blondes are walking down the street and one of them has a bag in her hand. The other one asks what's in the bag. The first one says 'chickens.' The other one says If I can guess how many chickens are in the bag, can I have one of them? The one with the bag says 'sure you can have both of them' The other looks at the bag, squints her eyes and says, FIVE!
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it was a horse a bartender and a glory hole...
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Chinese couple in bed, Chinese man yells " I WANT 69!!!" Chinese woman yells back "WHY YOU WANT BEEF AND BROCCOLI NOW?!?!" |
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A man gets his penis sunburned. A buddy tells him to put it in milk. His blonde girlfriend walks in & says "OOOH so thats how you load it" LOL roflmao |
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I don't remember the middle part but that horse f***** that bartender!
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Two blondes are walking down the street and one of them has a bag in her hand. The other one asks what's in the bag. The first one says 'chickens.' The other one says If I can guess how many chickens are in the bag, can I have one of them? The one with the bag says 'sure you can have both of them' The other looks at the bag, squints her eyes and says, FIVE! I love it!!! |
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Why did the Italians lose the war?
They ordered Ziti instead of Shells! |
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