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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. Ewwwwww..... 
I know. But... I can't quit laughing. They're good.
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rob and code you are so fired 
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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((((Lily)))) Hi beautiful.... One of those sleepless nights again... 
Sorry honey... How'd shopping go today? Argh I think I'm going to have one of those nights as well.. Call me if you want to talk... 
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 he fell in love with me
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. sounds like Steven Wright
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rob and code You never stop in my thread..  
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no one loves me anymore
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no one loves me anymore Don't feel alone... actually I'll give you a pin for the club.. most of us are in it.. |
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. Ewwwwww.....
I know. But... I can't quit laughing. They're good.
Here's a tissue.
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why do guys love hurting my feelings
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why do guys love hurting my feelings I'm hoping you're doing steven wright too! if not I will tell you my theory but don't want to waste finger energy for jokes unless I'm typing them
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((((Lily)))) Hi beautiful.... One of those sleepless nights again...
Sorry honey... How'd shopping go today? Argh I think I'm going to have one of those nights as well.. Call me if you want to talk...
I'm actually butchering Shakespeare with DT right now.... |
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i always listen to sad songs and cry
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((((Lily)))) Hi beautiful.... One of those sleepless nights again...
Sorry honey... How'd shopping go today? Argh I think I'm going to have one of those nights as well.. Call me if you want to talk...
I'm actually butchering Shakespeare with DT right now.... DT? Detox? Delusional Threads? Dirty Tidbits? Dirty Tadpoles? Dangling Tonsils??? |
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. wow, that's ****ing grotesque 
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I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. wow, that's ****ing grotesque
Actually as gross as it is... It's more off the wall and funny as hell..
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please dont start drama on here
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((((Lily)))) Hi beautiful.... One of those sleepless nights again...
Sorry honey... How'd shopping go today? Argh I think I'm going to have one of those nights as well.. Call me if you want to talk...
I'm actually butchering Shakespeare with DT right now.... DT? Detox? Delusional Threads? Dirty Tidbits? Dirty Tadpoles? Dangling Tonsils??? Yes, all of those...DeathsTreaty... |
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((((Lily)))) Hi beautiful.... One of those sleepless nights again...
Sorry honey... How'd shopping go today? Argh I think I'm going to have one of those nights as well.. Call me if you want to talk...
I'm actually butchering Shakespeare with DT right now.... DT? Detox? Delusional Threads? Dirty Tidbits? Dirty Tadpoles? Dangling Tonsils??? Yes, all of those...DeathsTreaty... wow I was way off on that wasn't I...
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