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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 71
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 10:02 PM
I just read angel......and you have mail back!!! Where are you biker??? Walking outside???? in the cold???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 10:02 PM
place random comment here >X< Bounty!!! Its the quicker picker upper!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 04/28/08 10:03 PM
ya that works

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Mon 04/28/08 10:03 PM
It's HOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT here!!! Hi again! In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .. 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! ... And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 10:05 PM
It's HOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT here!!! Hi again! In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .. 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! ... And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.' ahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 10:09 PM
Everyone knows a cliff claven.

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Mon 04/28/08 10:11 PM
Scotty you could have the dead thread removed All you have to do is click report on somebodies post & say I'm not reporting this person I would like my whole thread removed. Now, let's see how much you want it gone.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 04/28/08 10:19 PM
I just read angel......and you have mail back!!! Where are you biker??? Walking outside???? in the cold??? yeah. Needed a walk.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 10:21 PM
Dear diary......I went walking today......at the lake......and then it started to rain w/thunder and lightening.......so I went to the store and bought 4 magnificent sharpie pens!!! Thus, my toilet paper jsh bf!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 10:22 PM
Its amazing what rain makes you do!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Mon 04/28/08 10:23 PM
Dear diary......I went walking today......at the lake......and then it started to rain w/thunder and lightening.......so I went to the store and bought 4 magnificent sharpie pens!!! Thus, my toilet paper jsh bf!! Hey now....what was the "bf" for?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 10:25 PM
I have no idea!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 10:28 PM
<--cranks up OUTKAST......HEY YA!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Mon 04/28/08 10:28 PM
Pardon for being a bit sensitive butt, my esteem waivers when my initials are mentioned in the same sentence as toilet paper.

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Mon 04/28/08 10:29 PM Edited by scotty1964 on Mon 04/28/08 10:30 PM
Scotty you could have the dead thread removed All you have to do is click report on somebodies post & say I'm not reporting this person I would like my whole thread removed. Now, let's see how much you want it gone. hahaha i dont want it removed......i just keep playin my game chicks love it....especially when theyre young sorry i didnt really mean that

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 10:31 PM
Pardon for being a bit sensitive butt, my esteem waivers when my initials are mentioned in the same sentence as toilet paper. hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa whats your name????

angelwings1020 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 2440	Mon 04/28/08 10:31 PM
Cheese head...cheese head... are you swiss..Prov....blue????

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Mon 04/28/08 10:32 PM
**Rolls Eyes*** Drama queen! Hiya BF or is it tpbf? Could be a crappy place to hang out!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 10:35 PM
lmaooooooooooooo remember the toilet paper thread???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 04/28/08 10:36 PM
Dear diary....I think Im obsessed with toilet paper!!! Do I have enough??? will there be enough? OMG Im down to the last 12 rollls!!!!!!!!!!1 Im thinking it goes back to all those parties I went to in my 20's when there would be NO toilet paper!!!