Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 71 | |
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I take oral care very seriously. I do not drink soda. I brush, floss, and gargle rinse 5 to 7 times a day. I am meticulous about oral care. Since 1999 I have put a small fortune in my mouth. I'm 42 and intend to keep my teef. Kissing me is awesome or so I've been told. But don't kiss me after a ciggy or a stinky bloody mary with a cheap tap beer chaser. Bleahhh! |
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Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today |
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Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today I do I am the femme one in the relationship |
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Dear diary.......biker is obsessed with his teef......more than me!!!!
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Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today I do I am the femme one in the relationship |
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And why is it after you drink a great bloody mary with a big kosher dill pickle, green olives, and celery, extra worschester n red hot n tobasco n slab of orange your breath smells like dirty socks? Hhhhiiiiii!!!! Ewwww! |
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Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today |
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Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today I do I am the femme one in the relationship not sure really we will just make it up as we go, there is no set rules in lesbian weddings! |
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So your breath stinks after a bloody mary and cig or the other person's???
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Marriage is expensive.
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Dear Diary my girlfriend ask me to marry her today I do I am the femme one in the relationship not sure really we will just make it up as we go, there is no set rules in lesbian weddings! |
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Marriage is expensive. |
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I went to a union ceremony once. It was unusual. But fun. Gotta respect a woman who gets more poosie than me.
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Whats that?
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So your breath stinks after a bloody mary and cig or the other person's??? |
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Wow......biker you are slow........you trying to keep up???? |
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Garbage? Febreeze. Dog urine? Febreeze. Stinky clothes? Febreeze. Dead corpse in trunk? Febreeze. Bloody mary breath? Sorry febreeze don't cut it. Listerine baby!
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lol I still dont know what a union wedding is........did you buy them some Listerine and Febreeze as a wedding gift??
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Wow......biker you are slow........you trying to keep up???? |
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Ok now Im slow.......your in a chapel watching cable tv?
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