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I Want a man.....
Who never calls when he is late. Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress. Who does not clean up after himself. That never helps around the house. Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me. Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired" That will not take care of me when I am sick. What I do not want a man to do is..... Considerate Loyal Sensitive Helpful Understand or in tuned with my needs 
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Bingo
   
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you described my ex-husband to a tee!!!
 
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Sorry, I don't drink...and I've never even heard of a monster tuck.
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I Want a man..... Who never calls when he is late. Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress. Who does not clean up after himself. That never helps around the house. Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me. Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired" That will not take care of me when I am sick. What I do not want a man to do is..... Considerate Loyal Sensitive Helpful Understand or in tuned with my needs
Whisper..I think you've snapped sweetie
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I Want a man..... Who never calls when he is late. Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress. Who does not clean up after himself. That never helps around the house. Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me. Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired" That will not take care of me when I am sick. What I do not want a man to do is..... Considerate Loyal Sensitive Helpful Understand or in tuned with my needs
Whisper..I think you've snapped sweetie
Nooooooo my little purple bunny said I was just fine..... |
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I Want a man..... Who never calls when he is late. Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress. Who does not clean up after himself. That never helps around the house. Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me. Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired" That will not take care of me when I am sick. What I do not want a man to do is..... Considerate Loyal Sensitive Helpful Understand or in tuned with my needs
Whisper..I think you've snapped sweetie
Nooooooo my little purple bunny said I was just fine..... Whisper..theres something I want you to do sweetie..go to your medicine cabinet and see if theres a bottle marked "Prozac" on it..read it and take how ever many they say you should be taking at one time.
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Edited by
aLittleBird
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Sat 04/26/08 09:15 AM
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why would you want a man who never calls or never helps around the house or doesn't take care of you when you're sick?
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No, I don't do drugs, the drugs do me mean....
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why would you want a man who never calls or never helps around the house or takes care of you when you're sick? It was just a joke. |
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oh...ok
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I was going to say...I know lots of guys that are like that...
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I Want a man..... Who never calls when he is late. Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress. Who does not clean up after himself. That never helps around the house. Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me. Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired" That will not take care of me when I am sick. What I do not want a man to do is..... Considerate Loyal Sensitive Helpful Understand or in tuned with my needs
Well I'll be damn My perfect match 
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Edited by
transientmind
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Sat 04/26/08 09:20 AM
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I Want a man..... Who never calls when he is late. Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress. Who does not clean up after himself. That never helps around the house. Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me. Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired" That will not take care of me when I am sick. What I do not want a man to do is..... Considerate Loyal Sensitive Helpful Understand or in tuned with my needs Whisper..I think you've snapped sweetie |
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I want a friend, companion, someone honest, caring, nice, sexy, sweet, healthy,close, non-pretentious, non-material, spontaneous, not selfish with his emotions, country boy, non-smoker, 40-ish, manly but boyish, trusting, muscular, hairy chest, strong arms, gorgeous smile, sweet lips, moustache would be nice, love the outdoors, love simple things, fun to talk to, fun to play with, stable, friendly, social drinker, non drug user, short hair, passionate, not afraid to show affection, not necessarily wanting marriage but wanting a committed relationship, someone strong to lean on but someone that is free to express his weaknesses...is this too much to ask???
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I Want a man..... Who never calls when he is late. Who says no when I ask if my butt looks to big in this dress. Who does not clean up after himself. That never helps around the house. Who prefers to sit on the couch and drink beer instead of spending time with me. Who thinks a monster tuck rally is the ideal date That says "Not tonight hun I am too tired" That will not take care of me when I am sick. What I do not want a man to do is..... Considerate Loyal Sensitive Helpful Understand or in tuned with my needs
Well I'll be damn My perfect match
Finally my search has ended!
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I want a friend, companion, someone honest, caring, nice, sexy, sweet, healthy,close, non-pretentious, non-material, spontaneous, not selfish with his emotions, country boy, non-smoker, 40-ish, manly but boyish, trusting, muscular, hairy chest, strong arms, gorgeous smile, sweet lips, moustache would be nice, love the outdoors, love simple things, fun to talk to, fun to play with, stable, friendly, social drinker, non drug user, short hair, passionate, not afraid to show affection, not necessarily wanting marriage but wanting a committed relationship, someone strong to lean on but someone that is free to express his weaknesses...is this too much to ask???
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I want a friend, companion, someone honest, caring, nice, sexy, sweet, healthy,close, non-pretentious, non-material, spontaneous, not selfish with his emotions, country boy, non-smoker, 40-ish, manly but boyish, trusting, muscular, hairy chest, strong arms, gorgeous smile, sweet lips, moustache would be nice, love the outdoors, love simple things, fun to talk to, fun to play with, stable, friendly, social drinker, non drug user, short hair, passionate, not afraid to show affection, not necessarily wanting marriage but wanting a committed relationship, someone strong to lean on but someone that is free to express his weaknesses...is this too much to ask???
Not to me 
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will be a long serch but worth it if you do find him
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will be a long serch but worth it if you do find him Maybe he will find me
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