Well then it IS yours! Call the cops! Have her towed! Write City Hall! Text the Governor!!!

She sounds rude and self-centered, but maybe you are effeminate and masochistic. If you don't mind being a cuckold, then you might have a chance.

She is a wonderful, vivascious, MODERN woman who makes her own rules! You don't say "no" to a woman like that! ;)

I see disrepectful, selfish, and immature.

neddy, why not have the nuts to admit the truth - she's hot and you want to do her. unfortunately, you're going about it in a horribly wrong way

<raises hand>

Well we all can't see the same thing...some of us are blind...oh well

"Hot"? "Do her"? I'm sorry, Sporky. I don't speak Cave-man!

Obviously you are far more intellectual than us...

That's not caveman, silly.

Well we are cave men...and he isn't, and if evolution tells me he is...than that is wrong as well, so he must be of a higher life-form than that of a simple human...

I bet she likes to be spanked....and maybe have her hair pulled

I bet she loves it Caveman style....Woot!! Woot!! *makes grunts & other sound effects* Now where did i put my club?

Me Tarzan

You Jane

Ned,

I think it is a sweet idea the flowers n all, but I thought it was a surprise to u when u get home and she is in your "PAID SPACE".

R U going to buy flowers everyday in hopes that she gets it...

Man up (this from a woman) ask her out and when she shows up in your spot for you guys date, present her with the flowers.

In the meantime hold off on the flowers and try and get to see why she insists on parking in your "PAID SPACE" she may not be worth all of your excitement.

You and your group would have to grow some balls first!!! I mean, GEEZ you don't even have the balls to have her move out of your parking space and you think you will liberate someone!!!

Somehow I don't see that happening from what reading your posts!

too early to be pulling the romance card. Mistake number 1, YOU ARE TRYING TO IMPRESS HER. This is probably the biggest mistake you could make. Instead of flowers trying somthing humorous. Like, put a pic of a parking meter with a note that says "pay up", or something of that nature, that will make her laugh and show her you are not afraid to tease her. Also when you ask for the date, Tell her that you are going to (whatever place) and ask her if she wants to come along. Basically instead of asking her for permission to spend time with her you would be granting her permission to spend time with you. See where i am going with this?

I thought this was a joke...but I guess not.

#1 - Do you have a penis?
#2 - If so, do you know how to use it?

This is what is going to happen to you, if you can make it past 1st base with this girl. You date her for a while and things seem to be going great. One day she is going to tell you she is cheating on you and wants to move on. You wont understand why but it will be because of this. Girls dont want nice guys, they only say they do. Best of luck.

If he has money and he cooks and cleans, etc, she might allow him to be a cuckold. That's if he's lucky.