Community > Coffee Houses, Bars & Chit Chat

Previous 1 2 … 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 Next

Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 69
ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Fri 04/25/08 09:36 AM
ok be that way...... put some cut apples ...or any fruit....around them...the methane will "force" them to bloom......or use your own ass to provide the methane..... Im going to force those flowers to open!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 04/25/08 09:36 AM
Alex, I will take poo poo platter for $300!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 04/25/08 09:37 AM
Alex, I will take poo poo platter for $300! iM never having sex again!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Fri 04/25/08 09:37 AM
Whose your dirty daddy? my Daddy is dead.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 04/25/08 09:38 AM
Biker.......did you go to sleep yet???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 04/25/08 09:38 AM
Dear diary, gypsy said bong! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Fri 04/25/08 09:40 AM
let's not have sex, together??? "I did not have sex with that woman...." -Bill clinton .. Alex, I will take poo poo platter for $300! iM never having sex again!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 04/25/08 09:40 AM
Dear diary, gypsy said bong! Nyuk nyuk nyuk. lol I did that on purpose!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 04/25/08 09:40 AM
Biker.......did you go to sleep yet??? yup.

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 04/25/08 09:40 AM
Alex, I will take poo poo platter for $300! iM never having sex again!!! note.........thake Gypsy off the list of things to do

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 04/25/08 09:41 AM
Dear diary.....there are reasons why i stay out of the sex and dating threads.........unless Im really bored!!! Then I let people have cyber sex with my piece of lint.......

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Fri 04/25/08 09:41 AM
That sounds fluffy...

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 04/25/08 09:41 AM
Alex, I will take poo poo platter for $300! iM never having sex again!!! note.........thake Gypsy off the list of things to do

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 04/25/08 09:42 AM
That sounds fluffy... Well it was kinda fluffy......then everyone wanted to do my lint!!!

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 04/25/08 09:43 AM
That sounds fluffy... Well it was kinda fluffy......then everyone wanted to do my lint!!! it was good to one of the best ever

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Fri 04/25/08 09:43 AM
Guess where I am? Harlem- chicago. 45 shootings this week- 9 dead. Ah spring is in the air. And I got my .45 mag down my pants and my federal carry in my pocket. I love my job!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 04/25/08 09:44 AM
Now people wanna do my toilet paper!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 04/25/08 09:45 AM
Guess where I am? Harlem- chicago. 45 shootings this week- 9 dead. Ah spring is in the air. And I got my .45 mag down my pants and my federal carry in my pocket. I love my job! Take it out of your pants!!! Youre going to shoot your uhhhhhhh body parts off!!!

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Fri 04/25/08 09:45 AM
Now people wanna do my toilet paper!!! well why not seeing that you swore of sex we need something

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Fri 04/25/08 09:46 AM
Now people wanna do my toilet paper!!! Sure... the roll is cylindrical and has a spot for easy penetration.... ducks