Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.

Tom had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third
day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put
away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Australia . He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes,and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done,and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed,laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to
eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

So, just be carreful dudes !

LMAO...


yup.. bout say's it all!!! specially the warning label


:o)

LMAO.

LOL

Good one ! LMAO

Canadian Girls kick Butts !

Canadian men suvive due to the Man's Prayer from Red Green.


I'm a man
But I can change
If I have to
I guess.

Dudes..... the other two ain't much different....it just takes a bit
longer....

So dudes just remember this.... "You know they are not always right, but
it is better to pretend like they are anyway"

It would help you in the long run.... or the run could start earlier !

Cute...Made me laugh!

and "Yes honey, you are right" is ALWAYS a good answer
whether you mean it or not,
you can always come back in a few minutes with a
"but ya know"...LOL!

LMAO...good one there......hmmm better take notes on that one......lol

Awww very good lol hummm in Texas he would just find himself at the end
of a rope!

scg, isn't that called a sucka**....lolol just tells you what you want
to hear when you want.LMAO

GOOD ONE

Was sdvised this by a friend elsewhere, who asked to pass this on...
particularly to ladies that you may be havin problems with...

This would also perhaps support the above ongoin discussion...

1. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
2. We’re not as perverted as you think we all are.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out
with you.
7. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s
that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our
mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It’s just
wrong............
12. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us,
if you don’t.
13. When we tell you that you’re not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any
other guy looks like
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least
we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that you
don’t have to apologize when you do something “wrong.”
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be
nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you
love us.
18. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.
19. Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get
what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say”. That’s
just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when
we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours
better anyway.
23. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we’re done, you should put
it up when you’re done.
26. Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us
on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guy is always through his
stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind the other… if you knew he would
be beggin for more!
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your
friends, but to us it’s just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is for you when you rip us apart,
stick it down our throats and you still want to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you’re not always right, but we’ll
pretend like you are anyway.


Amen !

words from a wise person there barney....lol

Awsome!!

Isn't that in the bill of rights?

hhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm..........

Well, Golf, if it's not it should be! lol

Lmao...

Nothin wise here..... just put it down to experience

How many of you have experienced any of the above listed criteria..

Certianly, most of you have faced a minimum of 12 at least !

So, let's say, words of experience.... live and learn !

Women........ so be kind to us...

You need us more than we need you ! [was that takin it 2 far ?]

i think those were all really sweet. and i think i've heard my hubby say
most of them.

That was freakin great.