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| Topic: I miss Rodney Dangerfield | |
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Take my wife please
My wife has cut me down to sex once a month. I'm still lucky, She's cut out sex with a bunch of guys all together.l My wife met me at the door wearing sexy lingerie. She was coming home! My wife said she liked phone sex...she called me from Florida so I could listen |
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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Not to hurt your feelings but I never liked him
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. 
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Not to hurt your feelings but I never liked him No dear totally fine 
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
god that guy cracked me up
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my wife is such a horrible cook that when she makes alphabet soup the kids spell out "SOS"...
I miss the man with the red tie too..... 
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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He was the king of one line jokes. I miss him also.
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Some mechanic I got...My car's the only one with more miles on it vertically that horizontally!
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the King was Henny Youngman...(take my wife...please.!) But Rodney brought them back and did it with flare!
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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.
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