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My cat swallowed a nuclear warhead. How long doctor before it passes through. Should I worry about coughing up a hairball and a detonation?
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why would a guy send perveted txts on ur phone daily??
granted they are funny...but am a missing something here?? |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP IT!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yea!!! microwaves done... 
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Start a belly button lint collection today!
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Thu 04/17/08 03:50 AM
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why would a guy send perveted txts on ur phone daily?? granted they are funny...but am a missing something here?? Would you be if a few days were skipped? |
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My dog has fleas!
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why would a guy send perveted txts on ur phone daily?? granted they are funny...but am a missing something here?? Would you be if a few days were skipped? it does make me laugh... 
but i dont think i want to date him anymore. |
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why would a guy send perveted txts on ur phone daily?? granted they are funny...but am a missing something here?? Would you be if a few days were skipped? it does make me laugh...
but i dont think i want to date him anymore.  Gosh....would LOVE IT is someone sent something perverted every day.
 When you care enoughto send the very best. |
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why would a guy send perveted txts on ur phone daily?? granted they are funny...but am a missing something here?? Would you be if a few days were skipped? it does make me laugh...
but i dont think i want to date him anymore. Gosh....would LOVE IT is someone sent something perverted every day.
When you care enoughto send the very best.
there are better ways to express random thoughts...
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"Practice Random Thoughts of Perversion"
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Could I have some of those?
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Could I have some of those? The little Dutch boy stuck his finger in the Dike.... ...so she slapped him. |
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That didn't come through on my phone as I lay in bed....
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That didn't come through on my phone as I lay in bed....
Don't even need to answer my phone....just keep it in my pocket on pleasure mode and pray someone calls. 
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That didn't come through on my phone as I lay in bed....
Don't even need to answer my phone....just keep it in my pocket on pleasure mode and pray someone calls.
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 lemme give you my #
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wth you been thumper
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lemme give you my #
let me give you mine.....if you can take "12"
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#s ???
It's only "11"
unless you have a extension?? 
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#s ??? It's only "11"
unless you have a extension??
sorry, my bad......didn't know we were talking width |
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