When Buckwheat was asked to use "dictates" in a sentence he offered.....

"Darla says my dictates GOOD!"

Chef's chocolate salty balls?

salty balls

lmaooooooooooooooo OUr Gang!!!

Use the word fortify in a complete sentence.

"I told the ***** to give me fifty but she only had fortify."

lol whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???

Blatant South Park reference.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh gross!!! You guys are gross!!!

what I do

I like watching, but I never Spanky my Petey.

<------looks for crappy music again!!!

Sometimes you've got to flog the dolphin... charm the snake... unhide the dragon...

Oooooooooooooooh!
Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch
You know that I love you
I can't help myself
I love you and nobody else

In and out my life(in and out my life)
You come and you go(you come and you go)
Leaving just your picture behind....(ooh)
And I've kissed it a thousand times(ooh)
When you snap your finger, or wink you eye,
I come a-running to you
I'm tied to your apron strings,
And there's nothing that I can do

I can't help myself,
No, I can't help myself,

'Cause, Sugar Pie Honey Bunch
I'm weaker than a man should be
I can't help myself
I'm a fool in love 'ya see

Wanna tell you I don't love you,
Tell you that we're through
And I try....
But ev'ry time I see your face,
I get all choked up inside
When I call your name,
Girl, it starts to flame
Burning in my heart,
Tearing it all apart..
No matter how I try
My love I cannot hide....

'Cause Sugar Pie Honey Bunch
You know that I'm waiting for you(waiting for you)
I can't help myself
I love you and nobody else

Sugar Pie Honey Bunch
I'd do anything you ask me to(ask me to)
I can't help myself
I want you and nobody else

Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch
You know that I love you(I dooo)
I can't help myself...
No... I can't help myself

Ok how much whiskey have you had???

Tonight. None.

something about a pot and a kettle

Rubber. Glue. Something. You.

Dear diary......I havent been gross all day........except my dreams were gross.......dissected liver like parts.......but we wont TALK about that now!!!

Hmmmmmm...actually, last time I saw you, you WERE dissecting a liver while in a French Maid's dress.

Leather and Lace
Stevie Nicks
(S. Nicks)

Is love so fragile...
and the heart so hollow
Shatter with words...
impossible to follow
You're saying I'm fragile...I try not to be
I search only...for something I can't see

I have my own life...and I am stronger
Than you know
But I carry this feeling
When you walked into my house
That you won't be walking out the door
Still I carry this feeling
When you walked into my house
That you won't be walking out the door

Lovers forever...face to face
My city or mountains
Stay with me stay
I need you to love me
I need you today
Give to me your leather...
Take from me...my lace

You in the moonlight
With your sleepy eyes
Could you ever love a man like me
And you were right
When I walked into your house
I knew I'd never want to leave
Sometimes I'm a strong man
Sometimes cold and scared
And sometimes I cry
But that time I saw you
I knew with you to light my nights
Somehow I'd get by
First time I saw you
I knew with you to light my nights
Somehow I would get by

Lovers forever...face to face
My city or mountains
Stay with me stay
I need you to love me
I need you today
Give to me your leather
Take from me...my lace

Lovers forever...face to face
My city or mountains...stay with me stay
I need you to love me...I need you to stay
Give to me your leather
Take from me...my lace
Take from me...my lace
Take from me...my lace