Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.





"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf."



The wolf jumps up and runs away.





Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.





"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."



Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.





About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.



"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."



With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop!"

good one

Nice spin on the old story. I needed the laugh today tnx.

Hope **** gets better. I deleted that one chick she wanted me to be her friend then I saw how she was bein uber ***** to ya and what not said **** it lol

Cool, nice to see someone with my point of view.

Damn.. I need to watch my mouth