I am fine, thank you for asking!

glad to hear that (from outside the door) Do I dare come in? or is my life at risk from all your b-friends?

No threats here!

<~~~~tiptoes into room, looks about ...aha..there you are hiding in that overstuffed chair. Did you have a pleasant day?

My day was very nice! What did you get into today?

no trouble, I try to stay out of trouble on sundays, so I don't go anywhere except to church

Then you must be trouble Mon-Sat!

I never look for trouble, but it finds me like I am some sort of a magnet

Oh I don't believe that!

example: My mom won't even let me go to church without her anymore. Today, she was not feeling well so I went alond. When I got back home, she asked me about my two black eyes. Well, I told her the truth. This fat lady was sitting in front of me. When we stood to sing, her dress was caught in the crack of her butt. Well, I knew sh did not want it there, so I pulled it out. Smack, one black eye. The other one? Well, I figured she must have wanted it there so I pushed it back. Smack, another black eye. And all I was trying to do was be nice

You were asking for it!

not so, I was just trying to be considerate of her feelings. That kinda stuff is always happening to me

Maybe you try too hard...

you think?

That what it sounds like...


btw, I've that story before (Two blk eyes).

but a good description of me the black eyes that is

when I don't get them, I probably deserve them

funny

that is what happens when you are just a little kid stuck in an adults body. I always figure that if you enjoyed it as a kid, whatever it might be, you should enjoy it as an adult. Society just does not view it that way; you know, "Act your age" syndrome

I like to think that I don't act my age.