You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted."

You no longer own a real deck of cards because all your favorite card games [solitaire, spades, and hearts] are all played on your computer.

Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.

You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "Whats for dinner?"

Your friends daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

How true

You forgot one.
You no longer drive your car, your car drives you.

Sad signs of the times.