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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 62
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Fri 04/11/08 10:27 AM
Mother do you think they'll like this song ......
Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb ....

freakin loves this tune ....drinker drinker drinker

Sorry for the program change,.. continue with your lives people laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 04/11/08 10:28 AM
Edited by Gypsy41 on Fri 04/11/08 10:28 AM
<------throws ddn a box of condoms and a blow up doll!!!:wink: laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Oops I said blownoway

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Fri 04/11/08 10:30 AM
i could watch popeye and get turned on by olive oil...right now


Shiver me timbers, and blow me down!!laugh laugh

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Fri 04/11/08 10:31 AM
Edited by OrangeCat on Fri 04/11/08 10:31 AM
Well I've been out walking
I don't do that much talking these days
These days
These days I seem to think a lot
About the things that I forgot to do
For you
And all the times I had the chance to

Well I had a lover
I don't think I'll risk another these days
These days
These days I seem to be afraid
To live the life that I have made in song
But it's just that I have been losing
For so long


These days I sit on cornerstones
Count the time in quartertones 'till ten
My friend
And now I believe I've come
To see myself again



These days I sit on cornerstones
Count the time in quartertones 'till ten
My friend
Please don't confront me with my failure
I'm aware of it


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Fri 04/11/08 10:33 AM
dd,
i wish masturbation was more interesting to me....maybe i wouldn't be all fired up all the time....you know checking out the clerk at the grocery....the chick at the video store... my mother-out-law...any female with in 50 meters....my back scratchernoway love noway

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Fri 04/11/08 10:34 AM

dd,
i wish masturbation was more interesting to me....maybe i wouldn't be all fired up all the time....you know checking out the clerk at the grocery....the chick at the video store... my mother-out-law...any female with in 50 meters....my back scratchernoway love noway
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 04/11/08 10:36 AM
Dear diary....please let me win the lottery so I dont have to go to work ever again!!!ohwell

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Fri 04/11/08 10:36 AM
i might go to doctor.....











































to get my prostate checked.....my internist is a cute indian womanindifferent

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Fri 04/11/08 10:37 AM
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh huh laugh noway

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Fri 04/11/08 10:38 AM
gypsy I am waiting ot win that also,I get 3 lottery tickets every saturday and wednesday

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Fri 04/11/08 10:39 AM

gypsy I am waiting ot win that also,I get 3 lottery tickets every saturday and wednesday
You know who always wins???? 98 year old people!!!!grumble explode explode explode explode

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Fri 04/11/08 10:40 AM
yes it seems that way grumble

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Fri 04/11/08 10:40 AM
Dear diary....you have to wonder about people who view backscratchers!!!noway laugh noway Just got another one!!!laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 04/11/08 10:41 AM

yes it seems that way grumble
Ya retired people with lots of money anyways.....house paid for......about to die anyways!!! What do they need the money for???huh grumble grumble grumble

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Fri 04/11/08 10:42 AM
they dont need it dammitexplode

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Fri 04/11/08 10:44 AM
But if I won I would probably get fat!!!noway laugh noway

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Fri 04/11/08 10:44 AM
if I won,I disapear

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Fri 04/11/08 10:45 AM
I viewed you too. LMAO.

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Fri 04/11/08 10:46 AM
I'd buy a beach house in australia!!love

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Fri 04/11/08 10:47 AM

I viewed you too. LMAO.
You did??? I dont see you on the first page!!!huh

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