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hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:31 PM
Against the wall do not butt your head. Hurt your head will you. Me? TO? Hiker? Poetry???? All???? Speak to all Yoda does Some perhaps more than others. he's only 2ft tall, how bad could it hurt? did you see those ears?

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 04/09/08 08:31 PM
Ok, let me teach you a little trick. When someone says something full of ignorance/stupidity/bs, you just respond, "Well. Bless your little heart...etc." In your mind, you know you're really saying, "Well. You #%^%$^#@$ silly little #$%&$. Why don't you $%&%%& off a %^&#$ very high %&$&% bridge, sweetie?" So, you've accomplished two things here. You satisfy your need to abuse them AND they don't know it! Try it. It's very rewarding, really. oh, i know it. when someone says that to me, i wanna poke em in the eye!!!! Well bless your little heart....

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:31 PM
Hiker, my new moniker for you is "twisted sister"...you always seem to hijack your own post...and it always gets twisted. You got talent, babydoll. Hey, I got talent! I am walk and chew gum at the same time! The ante has been upped, my friend. You must now show your butt while walking and chewing gum. Wait, let me get the video camera

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:32 PM
don't forget "poked"!!! I have forgotten. I hope to have my memory refreshed one day... Keep a fresh supply of AA batteries. It works to keep the memory alive. That's all I"m saying. yeah but my arms aren't long enough to reach around..oh, never mind

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Wed 04/09/08 08:33 PM
Ok, let me teach you a little trick. When someone says something full of ignorance/stupidity/bs, you just respond, "Well. Bless your little heart...etc." In your mind, you know you're really saying, "Well. You #%^%$^#@$ silly little #$%&$. Why don't you $%&%%& off a %^&#$ very high %&$&% bridge, sweetie?" So, you've accomplished two things here. You satisfy your need to abuse them AND they don't know it! Try it. It's very rewarding, really. oh, i know it. when someone says that to me, i wanna poke em in the eye!!!! Well bless your little heart.... meanie

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 04/09/08 08:34 PM
Night my beautiful friends..... and may God bless us every one..

HMontana Joined Thu 12/20/07 Posts: 5037	Wed 04/09/08 08:35 PM
Night my beautiful friends..... and may God bless us every one.. Bless your heart, sweetie. G'nite.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 04/09/08 08:35 PM
Ok, let me teach you a little trick. When someone says something full of ignorance/stupidity/bs, you just respond, "Well. Bless your little heart...etc." In your mind, you know you're really saying, "Well. You #%^%$^#@$ silly little #$%&$. Why don't you $%&%%& off a %^&#$ very high %&$&% bridge, sweetie?" So, you've accomplished two things here. You satisfy your need to abuse them AND they don't know it! Try it. It's very rewarding, really. oh, i know it. when someone says that to me, i wanna poke em in the eye!!!! Well bless your little heart.... meanie I've gotten you twice tonight.... you're slippen' man!

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:36 PM
Night my beautiful friends..... and may God bless us every one.. you just got here!

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Wed 04/09/08 08:36 PM
I've gotten you twice tonight.... you're slippen' man! maybe i was just getting lucky before? ever thought about that one? huh? huh? that's what i thought! yeah, i win

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 04/09/08 08:37 PM
I've gotten you twice tonight.... you're slippen' man! maybe i was just getting lucky before? ever thought about that one? huh? huh? that's what i thought! yeah, i win Awe, bless your little heart.

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:37 PM
I've gotten you twice tonight.... you're slippen' man! maybe i was just getting lucky before? ever thought about that one? huh? huh? that's what i thought! yeah, i win You go, boy!

Poetrywriter Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 22675	Wed 04/09/08 08:37 PM
Hiker, my new moniker for you is "twisted sister"...you always seem to hijack your own post...and it always gets twisted. You got talent, babydoll. Hey, I got talent! I am walk and chew gum at the same time! The ante has been upped, my friend. You must now show your butt while walking and chewing gum. Your wish is my command o commune family member!!

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 04/09/08 08:37 PM
Night my beautiful friends..... and may God bless us every one.. you just got here! Iknow my head is killing me, and the voices inside arn't all too happy about that.....

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Wed 04/09/08 08:38 PM
I've gotten you twice tonight.... you're slippen' man! maybe i was just getting lucky before? ever thought about that one? huh? huh? that's what i thought! yeah, i win Awe, bless your little heart. yeah? well bless you too!!! bless you hard!!!

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:39 PM
Night my beautiful friends..... and may God bless us every one.. you just got here! Iknow my head is killing me, and the voices inside arn't all too happy about that..... can't you quiet them with some...tequila??

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 04/09/08 08:40 PM
yeah? well bless you too!!! bless you hard!!! that doesn't insult me, it only turns me on..... bless me harder, bless me harder...bless me to the left, bless me from behind.... The voices, I'm sorry.....

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Wed 04/09/08 08:41 PM
Night my beautiful friends..... and may God bless us every one.. you just got here! Iknow my head is killing me, and the voices inside arn't all too happy about that..... can't you quiet them with some...tequila?? You just want me to kiss you.... I'm really going to bed this time....

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Wed 04/09/08 08:42 PM
that doesn't insult me, it only turns me on..... bless me harder, bless me harder...bless me to the left, bless me from behind.... The voices, I'm sorry..... maybe a blessing will rid you of them?

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Wed 04/09/08 08:43 PM
Night my beautiful friends..... and may God bless us every one.. you just got here! Iknow my head is killing me, and the voices inside arn't all too happy about that..... can't you quiet them with some...tequila?? You just want me to kiss you.... I'm really going to bed this time.... You got that right!