Why's of Men ((this is funny all the way to the bottom))



1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)



(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart by now ... then go no further!

Must admit,most of it is true.LOL

OMG how so true

Ok, where's the female genius i need to be plugged in to? lol

i would have laughed but it just isn't as funny after the first 1000 times you read it........











someday somebody will post new jokes.....

These are great

Top of the page.

so, go for it............

i did for a long time till people started cutting and pasting them , then i stopped....