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Topic: A Negative Number Of Bears
ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 04/05/08 08:40 PM
41+56-146=? Hint: This is the number of bears currently in Canada.

kirk443 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 5723	Sat 04/05/08 08:41 PM
BEARS?????????????????? wait -------BEERS...

Brenda_Darling Joined Wed 12/05/07 Posts: 3696	Sat 04/05/08 08:42 PM
-49???

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Sat 04/05/08 08:42 PM
41+56-146=? Hint: This is the number of bears currently in Canada. Raccoons can do math? Whooda thunk it!

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 04/05/08 08:47 PM
-49??? Correct, miss! Yes, Mrs. moofooga, raccoons do math all the time! It's part of their mathological teaching method taught to all forest-dwellers and certain pygmies living in east Australia!

Brenda_Darling Joined Wed 12/05/07 Posts: 3696	Sat 04/05/08 08:51 PM
-49??? Correct, miss! How is there a negative number of bears??? that doesnt make sense to me

looook Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 859	Sat 04/05/08 08:52 PM


ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 04/05/08 08:56 PM Edited by ZPicante on Sat 04/05/08 08:57 PM
-49??? Correct, miss! How is there a negative number of bears??? that doesnt make sense to me Well, that's the mystery scientists are trying day and night to reveal! According their last count of the bear population, the results turned out negative. There is a negative number of bears roaming around the forests of Canada. How?

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Sat 04/05/08 08:58 PM
Sounds like the scientists up there in Canada need to stop smoking the wacky tobaccy and come up with some REAL math for once. That, or put some raccoons on their computations team.

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sat 04/05/08 08:59 PM
WTF? There are negative bears roaming forests? I thought negative was somthing that ISNT there, so wouldn't a bear in a forest be a plus bear instead of a minus bear? Are the scientists getting out in the fresh air or have they lost it finally?

Brenda_Darling Joined Wed 12/05/07 Posts: 3696	Sat 04/05/08 09:03 PM
and i thought i sucked at math

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 04/05/08 09:25 PM
moofooga: ""Sounds like the scientists up there in Canada need to stop smoking the wacky tobaccy and come up with some REAL math for once. That, or put some raccoons on their computations team."" damnitscloudy: ""WTF? There are negative bears roaming forests? I thought negative was somthing that ISNT there, so wouldn't a bear in a forest be a plus bear instead of a minus bear? Are the scientists getting out in the fresh air or have they lost it finally?"" Rarely have I guffawed so heartily about something I read online. But it's true. Scientists really need to do some more research on this; it might be a new variety of anti-matter sustaining these bears in a supra-dimensional reality, centered in Canada.

JaceKnows Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 5110	Sat 04/05/08 09:40 PM
Why are bears in Canada so negative?

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Sat 04/05/08 09:51 PM
Why are bears in Canada so negative? Exactly! One of the many questions biodiverseologists intend to answer through bear-probing and innovative technology capable of visifying the minus bear population.

JaceKnows Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 5110	Sat 04/05/08 10:49 PM
Bears in America have more right to be negative.... The economy is going south, the fish they eat are all filled with PCBs due to wastewater runoff, hunting regulations have been relaxed, and the only publicity they get is when they climb a tree in a city that doesn't have a lot of bears and the 11:00 news shows them getting shot out of the tree with a dart gun. I think Canadian bears should be more positive.

kidatheart70 Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 6234	Sat 04/05/08 10:55 PM
I think you guys should lay off the wacky tabacky.

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Sat 04/05/08 11:00 PM
that goes especially for ZPicante. i've never seen a raccoon high on the wacky-tobacky.

Bexter Joined Sun 09/09/07 Posts: 527	Sun 04/06/08 01:54 AM
Exactly! One of the many questions biodiverseologists intend to answer through bear-probing and innovative technology capable of visifying the minus bear population. Visifying! heehee Innovative visification of oppugnant Canuck bruins. I love it!

EtherealEmbers Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580	Sun 04/06/08 01:59 AM
Bears in America have more right to be negative.... The economy is going south, the fish they eat are all filled with PCBs due to wastewater runoff, hunting regulations have been relaxed, and the only publicity they get is when they climb a tree in a city that doesn't have a lot of bears and the 11:00 news shows them getting shot out of the tree with a dart gun. I think Canadian bears should be more positive. you made my tummy have a chuckle

JaceKnows Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 5110	Sun 04/06/08 02:09 AM
Bears in America have more right to be negative.... The economy is going south, the fish they eat are all filled with PCBs due to wastewater runoff, hunting regulations have been relaxed, and the only publicity they get is when they climb a tree in a city that doesn't have a lot of bears and the 11:00 news shows them getting shot out of the tree with a dart gun. I think Canadian bears should be more positive. you made my tummy have a chuckle Glad I can be of service. (=