Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 57 | |
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Hey... old folks need love too. I think. they do but not from their son! "throw a steak!" ninja dogs attack! "grabs steaks and throws it at a mouse" ha! ninja Cats go! "throws catnip all over wiley and gypsy" |
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Is it because I'm adopted and of questionable parentage? What? That's my happy face! |
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GO GO POWER NINJAS!!!!
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I have super powers. If I turn sideways I can become invisible!
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Hey... old folks need love too. I think. they do but not from their son! "throw a steak!" ninja dogs attack! "grabs steaks and throws it at a mouse" ha! ninja Cats go! "throws catnip all over wiley and gypsy" <-------TAKES OFF NINJA WEAR AND FLIES NAKED THROUGH THE AIR!!!! |
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runs up the wall grabbing the knitting needles on her way past the knitting basket , swings off the chandelier flinging the knitting needles through the diary and lands on top of the fridge , can opener in hand
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<----GRABS ANOTHER NINJA OUTFIT..COMPLETE WITH MATCHING PURSE AND SHOES AND THROWS CANS OF CORN TO PURPLE NINJA TO PUT IN CORN SHOOTING GUNS......
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I have super powers. If I turn sideways I can become invisible! paper ninja! meet meat ninja! "throws pork chops" |
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That's Super Exponentially Powered Metabolism Boy... to you.
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<----GETS OUT THE NUT CRACKER!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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okay stop ganging up on me i'm not Super Exponentially Powered Metabolism Boy! just meat ninja!
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<----GETS OUT THE NUT CRACKER!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! now i what kicks so no way are you using that on me! |
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okay stop ganging up on me i'm not Super Exponentially Powered Metabolism Boy! just meat ninja! oh yeah?? wherez your NINJA outfit??? |
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<----GETS OUT THE NUT CRACKER!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! now i what kicks so no way are you using that on me! and kids! i dont want to sound like my sister, so no using those! |
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okay stop ganging up on me i'm not Super Exponentially Powered Metabolism Boy! just meat ninja! There can be only one Super Exponentially Powered Metabolism Boy! And that would be me. |
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okay stop ganging up on me i'm not Super Exponentially Powered Metabolism Boy! just meat ninja! oh yeah?? wherez your NINJA outfit??? dont you see it on me! or should i change into my knight outfit! |
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dEAR DIARY.......there is no way we can stop Muriel Ninja when she is in her ninja wear!!!!
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okay stop ganging up on me i'm not Super Exponentially Powered Metabolism Boy! just meat ninja! There can be only one Super Exponentially Powered Metabolism Boy! And that would be me. good you take them out then! i'm Meat Ninja From Hell! |
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awwwwwwwwwww purple will make you your own ninja outfit if you send her your picture!!!
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