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Topic: What would you do if...
CrazyPalindrome Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 736	Tue 04/01/08 10:10 PM
You found $1000 in a garter belt lying by the side of the road next to a sleeping rotweiller?

hellkitten54 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 11707	Tue 04/01/08 10:11 PM
Find a few rocks and throw it at the dog til it runs away....then grab the cash and go down and get some malt liquer!!!

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Tue 04/01/08 10:12 PM
take it and fight the dog

Spaceman2008 Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 4416	Tue 04/01/08 10:13 PM
take it and fight the dog Ditto.

Snoman1951 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 5731	Tue 04/01/08 10:14 PM
let sleepin' dogs lie...

CrazyPalindrome Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 736	Tue 04/01/08 10:15 PM
So will you be noisy in your approach then? It IS asleep... you could be sneaky... pink panther music dead ant, dead ant, deadantdeadantdeadant, deadant deadaaaannttt.... (Yeah... I know. I'm a little crazy. Blame the energy drink)

neo30 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 203	Tue 04/01/08 10:15 PM
Take the money and the dog leave the garter belt by the side of the road

chris1979 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 4987	Tue 04/01/08 10:15 PM
me and the dog would go party

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Tue 04/01/08 10:15 PM
or the mission impossible tune

the_don6972 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 1513	Tue 04/01/08 10:15 PM
i would pistol whip the dog and take the money

Kaseynej Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 538	Tue 04/01/08 10:16 PM
If I'm already close enough to know how much is there, I'm taking it and running!

azrae1l Joined Sat 03/24/07 Posts: 3624	Tue 04/01/08 10:17 PM
sledge hammer to the skull should cover the dog, then take the garter and slip it gently on my tender thigh and dance around like a balarena....

neo30 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 203	Tue 04/01/08 10:18 PM
sledge hammer to the skull should cover the dog, then take the garter and slip it gently on my tender thigh and dance around like a balarena.... that would work to except the balarena thing

CrazyPalindrome Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 736	Tue 04/01/08 10:19 PM
or the mission impossible tune Sweet... didn't think of that one! Hehehe...

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Tue 04/01/08 10:25 PM
the dog would wake, come up to me, and lick my sweaty hand, take the money and treat him to some great food, and he'd come with me, i'd protect him from the as$hole owner that left him for the experiment.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Tue 04/01/08 10:39 PM
You found $1000 in a garter belt lying by the side of the road next to a sleeping rotweiller? I'd hope the b!tch will give it up!!!

toastedoranges Joined Thu 01/03/08 Posts: 11042	Tue 04/01/08 10:41 PM
call animal control and then just pick up the money when the dog is gone

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