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Love is grand. Divorce is up to a hundred and forty grand.
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I never got attatched or had feelings for inanimate objects until I loved women. And afterwards I now can have feelings and love inanimate objects. A lot cheaper and less messy. |
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My harley never cheated on me
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My harley never ran off to go back to her ex husband
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My harley never lied to me
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I never had to go to the grocery store at 2 am to buy my harley tampons.
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I never had to go to the grocery store at 2 am to buy my harley tampons. Does your Harley give a BJ, too? |
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Isnt that a bit personal to ask about his Harely?...
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I never had to go to the grocery store at 2 am to buy my harley tampons. Does your Harley give a BJ, too? |
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Yeah.. I mean I bet it is hot, if it does... but no tongue action, I'm sure. I guess I'm thinking exhaust pipe. But it would be a burning heat, not a sexy hawt heat...
I'm sorry LB, but you were getting pretty wild there. I needed a laugh... |
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I never had to go to the grocery store at 2 am to buy my harley tampons. Does your Harley give a BJ, too? |
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I never thought I'd ever see love of materialistic versus humanistic distilled down to a blowjob.
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i think at this moment.. i would rather have never loved at all.. at least then i would not know what i am missing.. and there wouldnt be that lost thing going on that i have at the moment...
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I never thought I'd ever see love of materialistic versus humanistic distilled down to a blowjob. |
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you hopefully learn from them and move on
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Heres some thought I jsut posted a min ago ^^
Take the one who betray and Bash ones Head throught a brick wall and Shove a 17" pipe down the Horrid perv and disgusting person not meant to be human with the litttle care/emotion shown to one that he "cared" so deeply for Take these words and Repeat them at his wake and and light that disgusting human souls by a Hate so strong that the vibes Fill the air with a Violent Tenstion when Others try to take a Glance at the Hate you So Stongly feel towars that Less then Human monsterous Trash |
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Heres some thought I jsut posted a min ago ^^ Take the one who betray and Bash ones Head throught a brick wall and Shove a 17" pipe down the Horrid perv and disgusting person not meant to be human with the litttle care/emotion shown to one that he "cared" so deeply for Take these words and Repeat them at his wake and and light that disgusting human souls by a Hate so strong that the vibes Fill the air with a Violent Tenstion when Others try to take a Glance at the Hate you So Stongly feel towars that Less then Human monsterous Trash errrrr.... |
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I already have a sleazy biker bud that has turned everything in life into a blowjob. "My girlfreind left me." "Oh yeah but did she suck d!ck?" "My grandma died." "Yeah, but did she suck d!ck?" "My car broke down." "Dude, that sucks d!ck." He's also the same guy who comments on other peoples quotes with "Oh yeah, that's what she said." "I put in that pipe fitting and it was a tight fit." EVERYONE IN UNISON; "Oh yeah, that's what she said."
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