Topic: Men !!!!!!!!! | |
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IF I COULD CHANGE THE ALPABETH,I WOULD PUT THE LETTERS "I" AND "U"
TOGETHER.GET AT ME LADIES LOL. |
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laying down!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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blows the hell out of ya??? lol
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be gentle soro
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sooooooo now i can go to heaven???
although i think i was just there !!!!!!!!!! |
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I may be drunk, but you're gorgeous, and in the morning I'll be sober.
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you ask: do you have a library card
they say: yeah you say: can i borrow it they say : why you say" cause i wanna CHECK you out! |
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didyou hurt yourself when you fell sor?
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colors hair blonde real quick * blinks innocently* " what do you mean
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Think you dented that halo on the way down, Sor. Better let me rub that
... ahem ... I mean, polish that up for you. ( c; |
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it's a long fall from heaven aren't you glad i was here to catch yyou
?????????? you angel you!!!!! |
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twirls her blonde hair and falls madly in love with papa! hahahah
halo... dented.... never!!! noooo... you can't see any horns can ya? lol |
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*Flicks droplets from glass of water" Woops, come on, Sor, let's get you
out of those wet clothes. (c; |
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hahahaha im going to remeber that one... i like that ... lol
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In my best Joey Tribiani Voice...
"How youu doin?" |
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I asked this cute boyscout online if he'd help me cross the street. He
said yes, the rest is history! |
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pick up line...
can you give you phone number..I am not good at typing lol |
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I still like this one:
Here I am madly in love with you and on the verge of killing myself for your love and I don't even know your NAME:____________________________________________________ ADDRESS:_________________________________________________ OR PHONE #_______________________________________________ LMFAO |
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"can you give you your pnone number?"
<=======scratchingh his head |
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Morena,
I wish I a pick up line hot enough for you, but I don't think I would have a prayer. michael |
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