Too late...my armpits are offended

You use sunscreen on your scrotum???

He don't know what he's talking about.

It's the only logical place to put a feminine hygiene product, Einstein.

Yeah...not bad for a bunch of guys that think of vaginas when a girl is talking about her armpits.

I can't even get a guy to tell me what he does for a living...let alone anything about his past relationships.

Vagisil comes in many forms. Gel, powder, vaginal suppositories, liquid (also referred to as douche), cream, ointment, spray...you name it.

They'll tow me for 89 cents? Where will they tow me to? Hope they don't just tow me and leave me stranded somewhere. Ah well...it don't matter...we don't have Kroger around here.

Ok...lemme clear things up a bit. I'm NOT talking about my "intimate areas"...the ones that make it "fun to be a woman". I'm talking about my underarms. Like as in DEODORANT. Not any kind of feminine hygiene product. Sheesh.

Not Summer's Eve!!! That's not for your armpits!!!

I used to be a "B". Then they measured me at Victoria's Secret...now all of a sudden I'm a "C". Cool. I gained a whole cup size in 5 minutes.

BAN is right!!! I really, really need to find me a new brand of deodorant. The stuff I'm using always stops working around 5 pm. It's SO embarrassing!!! I'm really not a smelly person...

I mean it...I need it. NOW!!!

I don't thing any smoker needs to be reminded about anything.

I'm with you on that one. Banning smoking from bars is stupid. Drinking makes you want to smoke. There is such a group as "social smokers". They don't normally smoke but crave cigarettes when they go out and have a few drinks.

There's a Salsa club back in Atlanta where my friend and I used to go every once in a while. They moved to a different location and once they re-opened, smoking was no longer allowed. There weren't any no smoking signs, we just noticed that nobody else was smoking. So armed with the crappiest Mojitos on the planet (they used to make the best ones in town) my friend and I went outside on the patio to smoke. One of the bouncers came buy and asked us to "please go outside to smoke". I said "We ARE outside". He goes..."No, I mean OUTSIDE." And pointed to a spot outside the entrance. So we went and finished our cigarettes there. He kind of smirked at us from the patio. I went up to him, ground out my cigarette and said "I wasn't really smoking you know, I was trying to kill the taste of this crappy Mojito. Don't think ya'll are gonna get your 5 stars in the Zagat THIS year. I'd start looking for a new job NOW if I were you." Then we left.

I remember the good ole days when I walked into a McDonald's in Kentucky and asked "Where's the smoking section?". The guy behind the counter just replied "Wherever you put your ashtray".

You kinda look like a young John Wayne when you're smiling. You should smile more often.

Why am I not surprised?

Moonlight Path? Yeah, I'm not really big on that one...it's a bit powdery for my taste. But it's one of our best sellers nevertheless.

Rosie Palm?