I'm fixed too..so that's not a driving force..

ummm...I'm thinkin no on that one...

I took the garbage out!!

I don't blame you 9..Since you're already special..

no E.D.!!! What a treat!!!

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay , Jamaica Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.

People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple"

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in
America explained the man, âs We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again.
Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$crazy!?"

She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."

And from that moment..... We have lived happily every after."

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all
working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each one of you one wish, which is three wishes in
total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada .'

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan ,
Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come in our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge
wall around those countries.


The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick
and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with
water.'

Dan Fogelberg

it's been a while Shutter...you good?

Yup..what she said..
I've already raised my kids...

Mr Shutterguy...way Guilty!!

Good Morning from central eastern Michigan!!

Just relax and let nature take its course.

Oh Boy the Therapist is in?

Does that mean it's my turn?

Nicely done Scott

And what a battle that was!!!

You aren't the easiest thing to move around while your passed out!!!

Well then Izz we're gonna have to work on him to get that place opened back up so our "babies" have shoes to wear!!

(((((Izzie)))))
Girl how are you???

Big G I'm doing good...(we really do need to get that bar opened back up though, Izzie wants to work and my kid needs a new pair of shoes...again!!!

It's your story Boss stick to it...


Great to see you!!!

How are those boys?

Hey I keep checkin on the place and you're never there!!

Where ya been?