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Sun 04/12/26 06:37 AM

What the heck is going on at the Pub this morning???

I pull in and the po po is outside asking questions..

There were even some out back searching for someone

Even the dogs were out looking

Said they had a call on someone named Slim Shadyslaphead And they wanted him for questioning over trying to pass off counterfeit monopoly money ..



Humm so guess I better get the coffee going and find some donuts for the PD.




laugh laugh LOVE it gf laugh laugh

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Sun 04/12/26 06:36 AM

Yeah Good Morning... I came in to get a bottle of water, and COPS WERE ALL OVER...They said they were looking for me over un paid Bils...and that somebody tipped them off....would'nt say who....
Anyway, long story short, flashed my Get out of Jail Free Card, to their astonishment, and walked away with that beautiful Police woman's phone number....gonna have a date next week and try out her hancuffs....yipee!


you might've gotten outta jail free THIS time Slim.. but you still OWE me.. pay up or the cops just may come back for ya.. no 2nd chances dude.. just sayin smokin

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Sun 04/12/26 06:31 AM
to bring this thread to the next page

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Sat 04/11/26 03:07 PM
to put the cat out

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Sat 04/11/26 02:57 PM

This thread makes me chuckle to myself...


Just stopping by to say "hi" again and see if Slim will actually get arrested?
🤭


hey Merry.. welcome back waving


I called 9-1-1.. but they're short staffed and the pub is kind of secluded so it may take a minute.. but I'm told they're coming

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Sat 04/11/26 11:58 AM

Can I pay with Monopoly money.....thats all I have .. OTHERWISE come arrest me , and remember anything I say will be held against me ....so I am gonna say ...CHEEKS......

Grabs a bottle of water....and waits to be arrested !!


nope.. cash.. the green stuff.. well.. in our case the pink, brown or maroon stuff laugh

not touchin t'other thang.. cuz you'll turn that the wrong way bigsmile

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Sat 04/11/26 08:21 AM
Edited by Zena on Sat 04/11/26 08:22 AM

Never been in any kind a jail....per se....and Monopoly jail is not counted...right !!

M2 jail.... maybe twice.....but TG has a better count than me ....been in exile many times and for many days...but I am the most loveable poster on here , so sending me to jail, would be considered a crime in itself..

OT: I take it you aint into fist fights huh??? I have been asked to rassle , but she would have rassled me to the floor....and I sure would have liked that....


I was jailed once.. I was 12.. my bestfriends dad was Chief of Police and I went to her place one day after school without us asking my parents OR hers permission.. her dad called mine and after supper, her dad dropped Cindy (my best friend) & I in a jail cell for 30 mins to teach us both a lesson.. laugh

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Sat 04/11/26 08:17 AM

would you be interested for a fist fight


um.. thanks.. but no thanks.. whoa

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Sat 04/11/26 08:02 AM
eeeuuuwwww.. no worries.. you can have'em..


of afternoon zoomies

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Sat 04/11/26 08:00 AM

I have a Polaroid sent to me ages ago when I was in basic. It's pretty faded, as Polaroids tend to do, but I still pull it out and look at it now and then.

Favorite; chocolate anything, need I say more?


crazy how items from our past can bring back such fond memories huh..

I do have a sweet tooth however I've never been fixated on everything chocolate for some reason.. I love werthers hard candies tho.. I can chomp on those all day LOL

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Sat 04/11/26 07:58 AM

This topic is sweet.
I have many favourites... And, sentimental favourites.

A sentimental favourite include Polaroid photographs and handwritten love letters that are sent in the post.
:love_letter:


those are definitely awesome faves Merry.. I hope you share more of yours with us

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Sat 04/11/26 07:58 AM

My favourite time of year is the Fall!
Weather is perfect for all kinds of activities indoor and outdoor.
But catching Salmon running up stream is so exciting . especially when you have one on, and the ensuing fight is unbelievable....minimum weight 25 lbs...


Fall is a great time of year.. so is spring.. pretty much the same type of weather.. I love watching the bland beige world around me turn green and lush

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Sat 04/11/26 07:56 AM

My favorite car of all time is a
1970 Chevelle SS 454 because it's a comfortable ride, excellent body lines and power,power,power.
The best muscle car ever.


I actually had one of those.. laugh

mine is a 1984 Mercedes-Benz Sport 380SL equiped with a hard and soft top..

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Sat 04/11/26 07:55 AM
ma fave times of day.......


I have 2 actually..

1st is in the early morning, when I wake up too early ta drag ma butt outta bed.. it's my fave time cuz the sheets are just THE perfect temp and they feel almost silky.. and I'm snuggled down under the covers and a smile creeps onto my face cuz I'm feeling "ahhhhhhhhh.. this is awesome"

2nd is in the evening, after a day of chores, yardwork or shoveling.. I crawl under the covers, have a heated blankie warming my feets, stretching out while propped up by a bunch of pillows at my back.. I get that "ahhhhhhhhh.." feeling again as I sink into the pillows and feel ma toes warmin up..

bigsmile

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Fri 04/10/26 06:03 PM
well folks.. another day has passed us by.. we're aproaching Saturday.. again.. go figure.. le WEEKend's here.. woot!

hey.. when you're retired.. every day's a weekend laugh

hope everyone has a good evening.. me? gonna go chill with ma 🦝🦝🦝🦝's then head ta bed.. enjoy drinker

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Fri 04/10/26 06:00 PM
He's afraid Slim grew a pair

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Fri 04/10/26 03:33 PM
ya might wanna choose another thread then dude.. this is jail.. not typically considered JOYful.. laugh

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Fri 04/10/26 03:32 PM



now ya know why yer tab is, what it is Slim drinker pay up dude


Yeah now I recollect....but seeing as I have'nt paid since day one ....I guess my credit is sill good Then remind me !!...So wait for it to get to a nice round figure!



that's a hard NO SIR! yer credit is OVER due.. pay up or drink water bigsmile drinker

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Fri 04/10/26 03:30 PM

Awe morning good to see others hanging out at the pub for a few... happy

Humm well lawn mower decided it was still, a no go so far...ohwell

Thought about weed eating, but my back said oh heck no..

But I did at least move some things on my back patio and used the leaf blower to clean it off..

So I'm just gonna piddle inside today and get a few things actually finished..hopefully...rofl

But then let me grab a Mimosa from the bar.. before I head out need some vitamin C :laughing:



laugh love yer idea of vitamin C girlfriend laugh

looks like the mower of yers needs ta see a specialist huh lol

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Fri 04/10/26 03:27 PM
he's afraid of MOI!!!!!!!!!



notice how he skipped right by me laugh