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First thing that comes to mind.......Moronic Italian Gumba wannabe. I envision a guy covered in bodyhair with the button down shirt opened to the naval and a ton of gold chains with the greasey hair slicked back. Dude, tone it way the heck down. 
You forgot the Goatee....... a New Jersey Italian Gumba with a goatee??? 
Who can fly!! Is that your round about way of sayin your a pilot or do you actually believe that you, yourself can fly like some kinda bird? I feel a trip in a purty white van and a few gentleman in white coats for company in your near future if that's the case. No, of course I cant fly, it was a joke... And you were way off about who I am except for the fact about me being from Jersey....but I cant help that. U have no pic posted, U come off sounding like an arrogant butthead, from New Jersey so I naturally assume ur an Italian Gumba. Just as I'm sure after readin my profile if I didn't have a pic posted, people would think I'm an uneducated,toothless, buttmunch with no couth or class of any kind.
Yeah, I did that on purpose, I really dont think I'm awesome, well maybe a little. Like I said before it was merely a joke. Just havin some fun with ya'll. i dont have a pic posted cause I dont have a current pic on my computer right now but eventually I'll post one. |
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First thing that comes to mind.......Moronic Italian Gumba wannabe. I envision a guy covered in bodyhair with the button down shirt opened to the naval and a ton of gold chains with the greasey hair slicked back. Dude, tone it way the heck down.
You forgot the Goatee....... a New Jersey Italian Gumba with a goatee???
Who can fly!! Is that your round about way of sayin your a pilot or do you actually believe that you, yourself can fly like some kinda bird? I feel a trip in a purty white van and a few gentleman in white coats for company in your near future if that's the case. No, of course I cant fly, it was a joke... And you were way off about who I am except for the fact about me being from Jersey....but I cant help that. |
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First thing that comes to mind.......Moronic Italian Gumba wannabe. I envision a guy covered in bodyhair with the button down shirt opened to the naval and a ton of gold chains with the greasey hair slicked back. Dude, tone it way the heck down.
You forgot the Goatee....... a New Jersey Italian Gumba with a goatee???
Who can fly!! |
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First thing that comes to mind.......Moronic Italian Gumba wannabe. I envision a guy covered in bodyhair with the button down shirt opened to the naval and a ton of gold chains with the greasey hair slicked back. Dude, tone it way the heck down.
You forgot the Goatee....... |
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maybe next time.
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obviously I was joking, if you cant see that you have no sense of humor at all, But I really can fly! 
the thing is people can see the attempt, what succeeded is what is often referred to as poor humor UMMMM.....yeah you got me. I guess I stuck out, just like I do with most women 
A little self-depricating humor thats good right? |
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obviously I was joking, if you cant see that you have no sense of humor at all, But I really can fly!
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I'm sorry if I offended anyone with my awesomeness
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My profile is totally awesome. I mean its so awesome I cant explain how awesome it is.
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My profile is so cool....tell me what you think?
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