Weird... I thought he was a hamster...

Easy way to solve this...

Are you an Adult Male?

If so, did you receive money for Sex?


...If you said yes to both of these questions, then yes you are a man whore. If you did not receive money for sex, you may just some guy who enjoyed his Date... a lot.

Toad Bladder!

*He appeared to have some kind of revelation at that very moment, but soon pulled himself out of his distraction and paid attention to Boromir.*

I'm sorry, you were asking what I would want to eat or drink. I've been terribly distracted lately with my experiments. What do you have, my good man?

*A high-elf walks in, wearing Brown robes which oddly-enough are covered in long overcoat. The man, donning a pointy large brimmed hat and carrying a tall wooden walking stick, pushes up his glasses before venturing further into the Tavern. He seems to be muttering to himself as he finds a place to sit. What little amount of words can be made out sound almost like he is working out a formula of some kind.*

...perhaps if I add two parts be-...

People are people and all people are different. I've actually been able to understand anyone, male or female, easier by remembering that simple fact and instead of generalizing and trying to figure out the gender, trying to figure out the person.

I guess that doesn't answer your question... sorry. I am a very logical and scientific mind myself. I am all about facts, questions and learning things I didn't know before.

I was wondering why she used that analogy specifically myself. There is such a thing as common sense. Obviously a "pissy" toilet seat is not a location you'd pick food up from no matter how long it's been there.

Am I, or are you not making your point clear? Obviously you are saying that contamination occurs at impact and I agree, which is why in an earlier statement I said that in the study it mattered what the food landed in or on. When it comes to average domestic floor though, you are good with 20 seconds. Stuff will get on the food, but most likely nothing too harmful if you get it within 20 seconds.

This is mostly because of the chance of the food landing in the exact spot of the truly harmful contaminates in an average household is slim and it takes time for some bacteria to get to an area to climb on something. I by no means am saying that nothing will get on the food. You clearly do not want to take that kind of gamble and I will not argue with that. I was merely trying to point out that the chances of getting sick from dropped food is not as high as most believe.

Ah, but you can cover more area in the 5 extra seconds, meaning MORE of the contamination. Time Does matter in the equation.

This is like saying two drops of a poison is no different than 5 drops of the same poison because you are just as dead. Although it won't kill you any MORE, it may kill you faster or require more of an antidote to keep from dying.

Yes, the initial contact will get SOMETHING on it unavoidably, but that's not what I'm saying. According to the study, done by credible scientists, it would take 20 seconds to make it even more dangerous than it was from the fall.

I know a restaurant has to freak out, they can't take any chances and a restaurant's flood is usually pretty dirty with the high traffic and potential contaminants. I would not recommend the 20 second rule for a Restaurant floor. The study was done with a kitchen floor washed one a bi-daily basis, so it is probably impractical in real life.

On a another note, how often does everyone here clean their tables? You might almost be in the same boat as the floor if it's not often enough.

There has actually been a study on this very subject. Unless the food lands on / in something that is clearly dangerous / unclean, the research showed that you actually have 20 seconds before enough harmful contaminants to cause actual harm can get on the food dropped. I figure I'll stick with the science on this one and pick up food if I drop it... Or if I'm too lazy for that "con" the dog into eating it.

I've fantasized about this, but never went through with learning how to play anything. My friends and I were going to get together and make a parody comedy band called the "Nuthouse Escapees".

I'm a lot more open with my feelings than I used to be. Now days I'm all about honesty. There's no reason to hide a thing really.

I'm assuming you mean the sarcasm that just makes the guy sound like a jerk. I would try to avoid the situation / get away from it as soon as possible and vent about it later, but then again I'm not a very violent kinda person.


I like shooting down their Sarcasm with logic, but not everyone has the luxury of being as clever as I am (or more), so that isn't the best option.

Apart from cats being self-centered arrogant jerks, I don't see anything wrong with them. I should know, I have a cat... I'd be lying if I said I didn't like the guy, despite his superior attitude.

*A tall Blue-eyed man walks into the building. The man is clad in a suit of Armor, however each piece of the armor seems to be of a different style of craftsmanship and in some cases made from a different type of metal. Sporting a large claymore strapped to his back, the man sits down and removes his helmet, allowing his long blonde hair to flow down and be revealed. The crest of a golden lion is emblazoned on the right shoulder piece of his armor. *

I found myself reciting the quote after posting it. I even did an "evil" Voice to it.

The burning doom is my domain. You little things that crawl in the light, clinging to your feeble sun. You will all bow before the lord of demons like the pathetic worms you are.

(For Sabrak) Me tear skin and crush bone. Me take all your pretty stuff for orc victory!

The world belongs to the immortal. I am eternal and my army grows stronger with every foe I slay.

I do put them down when I'm done yes. It's amazing how easy something is to do once you commit it to habit.