godaddy.com is prob your best option and cheapest

billabong......i thought we were talking about how to Build-A-Bong

greetings and salutations

i hate stupidity, people with no manners, people who are narcissistic, people always looking for pity, people that can't do anything for themselves and people who type LiKe ThIs It ReAlLy PiSsEs Me OfF

working....

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end
Up leaving together. They get back to his place,and as he shows her around his Apartment. She notices that one wall of his Bedroom is Completely filled with soft, sweet,cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the Bedroom, With hundreds and hundreds of cute, Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed In rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken Quite some time to lovingly arrange them And she was immediately touched By the amount of thought he had
Put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along The bottom shelf, Medium-sized bears covering the Length of the middle shelf, And huge, enormous bears running All the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an Obviously masculine guy To have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his
Sensitive side. But doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and Continue talking and, After awhile, she finds herself Thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
Could be the one! Maybe he could be the future Father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him Lightly on the lips

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,

And he romantically lifts her in His arms and carries her into his bedroom Where they rip off each other's Clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she Responds with more passion, More creativity, more heat than she Has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night Of raw passion with this sensitive guy, They are lying there together in The afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently Strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well,how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,


Strokes her cheek, Looks deeply into her eyes, And says:

'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

yeaaaaaaaa buddy!

Tampa - 2 weeks ago

is wishing that cigarette butt was actually a joint roach

here are a cpl pictures i photoshopped for laughs









and this is my tattoo i designed of my family crest

i can't remember...maybe the girl from work 2 weeks ago???

i was gonna say the same thing, but then i thought he might go e-thug on me

I AM!

LMAO!

what you didn't see after his picture was taken was where he feel backwards, hitting the table, knocking the drinks off into his lap and had to enjoy the rest of his night with wet crotch

Blood Lust

report

Will Smith

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly,'you've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

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YOU, make it a great day!
Lord, please keep Your arm around my shoulders and Your hand over my mouth. Amen