If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?



Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?



If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?



If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?



If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?



What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?



I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?



Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?


Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?


As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?


YOU, make it a great day!
Lord, please keep Your arm around my shoulders and Your hand over my mouth. Amen

one out of five just deals with it...or enjoys watching others suffer


yes but you want croûtons to stay at the SAME level of staleness rather then further decay

who really wants to be called a hole?


to have a hand out


if they merged there would be nothing left but the federal postal system..and they only do it because SOMEBODY has too


N/A


Yes....


Even criminals need a pen pal.....and do you really want to lick the back of a criminals head?


no one knows how to swear until they join the navy

yes....I thought every one knew


ditto

I saw a couple of NEW ONES!! Yay!!!

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