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yeah im invisible if i get on and see someone has looked at my profile i about have a heart attack lol
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Topic:
The Cheesiest
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i didnt say it but i heard it "my face leaves in five minutes you better be on it"
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if you want to get rid of them real fast just say "how come your sister is better than you in bed"
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Topic:
Besides
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alaska,washington or kentucky
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They are are elected leaders because "None of the above" is not a valid selection. Y E S nailed it right on the head lol |
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Topic:
The Parrot
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lmao
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the look ive always been used to getting is the "your wanting to die slow and painful arent you" lol some people just dont have a sence of humor lol
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Topic:
Yankee in Texas
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whispers "i wouldnt say that to loud yankee in texas them there words are fighting words" lol
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Topic:
One for the men
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things i like when i read a profile is funny,sarcastic,loves outdoor activitys
things i dont like is when there interestes consist of sitting around like "snuggling,reading,watching tv" i actually read a profile that that was all they put down for interests |
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Topic:
HOLY #$%&!!!!!!
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just kidding
 heading to bed  for the ladies and a beer for the guys nite all
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to the painted desert
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why ask why try bud dry
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with an option to keep REINVESTING
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Topic:
Name a strange
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big open rooms (basically the opposite of claustaphopia)
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Topic:
can small beard be sexy?
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34 years old already have grey in my beard lol no thank you
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Topic:
new to cooking! help!
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normally good recipes on the back of boxes of rice,beans,etc.
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actually they passed a new law that within a few years all ammunition will have serial #s on each one so you better make sure no one steals your bullets
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i used to laugh at that joke but not here lately
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Topic:
Penis Game! - part 2
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the penis strikes back
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Topic:
Why do people like me?
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Dang...you guys are mangling that weak "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt" reference.... Okay Dan.... I will try to make you feel abit more picked on and down trodden... Buckle up skippy...here we go.... 
Thanks Krupa but i already tell loads of gay jokes about myself, i need much much worse than that. How are your pedo jokes? they might do it. How about this one..What is the best thing about shagging twenty six year olds? ..There are twenty of them. Sick i know, but only the sickest of sick jokes are gonna make me feel hated, if you can twist them to be about me. ok hows this me and dan were driving along one day and i saw this sheep with its head stuck in the fence i said i would like a peice of that dan said can i try i said sure go ahead so he gets out and goes and sticks his head in the fence
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